kenblu24, this reads somewhere between Neil Cicirega lyrics and Clerks dialogue
Kolanaki, How many corn dogs would you say you eat a day?
Kaliax, Just put them in your mouth.
Lemminary, I will certainly regret eating seven sticks, though.
ttr, Why am I suddenly craving olives?
Creazle, Right? 30 to 40 olives to be precise
_dev_null, 7’s the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that’s the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin’ on a branch, eatin’ lots of sunflowers on my uncle’s ranch. You know that old children’s tale from the sea. It’s like you’re dreamin’ about Gorgonzola cheese when it’s clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
stoicmaverick, Can I? Because I want to.
name_NULL111653, No, officer, it’s “Hi, how are you?” not “How high are you?”…
FlyingSquid, This meme lies. I followed its instructions and ate 7 corn dogs including the stick and now I have a belly ache.
Also, I’m pooping blood. Is that normal?
art, I feel like I’m constantly being called out on this site.
SuckMyWang, I like to dip mine in milk
atomicorange, Dammit, now I’m craving seven corndogs!
son_named_bort, I always eat the stick. It’s a good source of fiber.
dan1101, Yeah Mr Moneybags where would I even get 7 corndogs?
PunnyName, No mustard? Fuck that, I’m out.
UndecidedYellow, My kids only eat the dog. They rip off and discard the delicious corn coating like it’s a banana peel. Why don’t we just offer them regular hot dogs, you ask? We do, but “they don’t taste the same.” Monsters. So now we don’t buy corn dogs because I’m not paying corn dog prices for hot dog meals.
kungen, You check the ingredients? Corn dogs are often chicken sausages, whereas normal hot dogs are usually beef/pork?
slackassassin, I imagine you gotta get that hint of sweet and gritty leftover corn wrap, too, though. And the crunchy bit at the bottom. It’s a delicacy that’s hard to re-create.
HootinNHollerin, Just like Elaine’s muffin top ritual in Seinfeld. Ya gotta bake the whole muffin, pop the top, dump the stump, or it’s not the same
UndecidedYellow, We tried to make our own corn dogs, thinking that would be cheaper for them to destroy, but they didn’t like them.
UndecidedYellow, Yea, my husband has tried different types of hotdogs, but hasn’t had any luck with them
Electric_Druid, My partner does almost the same thing, she eats the skin off completely and then eats the hot dog part you know, like a psychopath
Retrograde, Yup that’s frightening behavior indeed
UndecidedYellow, I can’t fault her for that. I eat sandwiches crust first. She’s basically doing the same thing.
ettyblatant, I do the same and the logic is with us. Crust first ensures you will not experience any toppings or condiments running away. You get everything behaving itself riiight in the middle. That might just be me; I am obsessed with condiments.
UndecidedYellow, I prefer the taste of non-crust over crust, so it allows me to savor that which I truly enjoy
ares35, try the nekked hot dogs on a stick for the kids. just tell 'em you took the 'gross skin' off already for them.
UndecidedYellow, Tried it. Even tried making my own batter that I then rip off. It’s not the same was the response.
tigeruppercut, Fun fact: the term for corn dog in Japan is America dog.
UndecidedYellow, TIL 🌈
HiddenLayer5, That is when you start giving them regular hotdogs and tell them they were pealed corndogs.
UndecidedYellow, They won’t eat them. So corn dogs/hot dogs just aren’t on the menu anymore.
lowleveldata, just dog
PeWu, The Chinese don’t complain
Mr_Blott, Is that like, just a really shitty scotch egg?
KreekyBonez, now that I think about it, yeah, pretty much
mindbleach, The way buttered toast is a shitty pizza.
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