Asafum,

“I see a lot of diabetic squirrels in your future… My god that’s a lot of diabetic squirrels…”

UnderpantsWeevil,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

Deer buffet.

modus,

Followed by venison tartare.

UnderpantsWeevil,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

You do you. I would not put a piece of random deer meat in my mouth, no matter how fresh.

AnxiousOtter,

As opposed to a random piece of beef, pork, or poultry?

UnderpantsWeevil,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

I certainly didn’t say that. Cook all your meat and cook it to the proper temperature, unless you are extremely confident about its origin and quality.

There’s a huge difference between A5 grade beef and cow roadkill.

AnxiousOtter, (edited )

Well your original statement indicated that you were most concerned with the randomness of the meat. You even specified freshness was not a criterion. Would you like me to select a piece for you, would that assuage your reservations?

Edit: I guess OP doesn’t know what they want /shrug

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

it’s okay to swear on the internet

chiliedogg,

It’s not the internet. I just don’t want to swear around the squirrels.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

That’s fair, squirrels can get mighty cranky and those teeth can do some damage.

bnfdhfdhfd2,

Are you fucking serious?!

TempermentalAnomaly,

And anything that likes to eat squirrels.

affiliate,

that would be so much popcorn. imagine the amount of movies you could watch with that much popcorn. youd be set for life

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Over before I start the movie mate

HootinNHollerin,

The yellow brick road

ekZepp,
@ekZepp@lemmy.world avatar
RestrictedAccount,

Or a deer!

CarbonIceDragon,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

I mean, until the next train comes that is

Routhinator,
@Routhinator@startrek.website avatar

Yeah I was just picturing the Disney like scene of all kinds of cute animals and birds eating corn, then as the you keep looking you see the express train roll through.

chellomere,

What a time to be a predator

general_kitten,

Until the third train comes

SkyezOpen,

What a day to be a roadkill collector.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Until the 4th train comes

kratoz29,

I’m starting to see a trend here…

That train tracks will kill an entire ecosystem right there!

supercriticalcheese,

They are so slow that is not a concern

psmgx,

Nah freight lines can get up to 79 mph in some areas assuming they have PTC installed.

Obviously that’s in the US, where there is a lot of flat empty space.

But chances are Bambi and thumper will have lots of forewarning

dvlsg,
@dvlsg@lemmy.world avatar

On the other hand, deer are really stupid. I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that some of them still got run over by a train going only 10 mph while blasting the horn.

shalafi,

There’s a country town north of me where those idiots often bolt straight into the sides of cars.

TheRealKuni,

We mostly see trains when they’re around traffic, since that’s where we are. When they’re around traffic they’re slow, to reduce the likelihood of smashing up cars to provide entertainment for the internet.

But when they’re out in the middle of nowhere they haul ass. Relatively speaking. Obviously in the US our trains are nowhere near as fast as modern trains from developed nations.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Some of them haul ass. This one was hauling corn.

cm0002,

I see you haven’t met a deer LMFAO

supercriticalcheese,

the train 🚆!

shalafi,

LOL, my first thought. There’ll be deer guts everywhere.

lugal,

That’s a lot of polenta!

kautau,

The insurance company must be navigating a legal maize here

Introversion,

Never stop being corny.

CluelessDude,

I guess he really took that chance to pop

GratefullyGodless,
@GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world avatar

There’s a kernel of truth in that statement.

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