CptEnder, In the Elvish Justice System, sex with human offenses are considered especially heinous. In Rivendell, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Sexy Viggo Unit. These are their stories.
DONG. DONG.
Viking_Hippie, Sexy Viggo Unit
Nice one! Is it named after/run by this guy?
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1d43bc7a-92c7-43ce-8c3e-8163ac3b9afa.jpeg
Frozengyro, So does the half your age plus 7 rule still apply to elves?
Viking_Hippie, Probably more like half your age plus 70 😄
moistclump, Half your age plus 700
Viking_Hippie, Double your age minus 7000, final offer.
moistclump, Awe man I can only be with someone born 6,942 years in the future.
Viking_Hippie, Shouldn’t have drunk that Potion of Permanent Polymorph without reading the warnings on the label 🤷
IWantToFuckSpez, Man I would love to watch a police procedural that takes place in a fantasy world. And no I don’t mean anything resembling that Will Smith movie Bright.
CaptainBlagbird, 
You might like Wellington Paranormal
Kowowow, There was the watch series from the discworld books but they went weird and killed off long term characters pretty much immediately
Another show to scared to have bearded female dwarves
WarlockLawyer, Heard it was an original creation that just got the discworld label slapped on for marketing
Telodzrum, That was an action movie, not a procedural. And I really liked it.
bob_lemon, Should have been a short series instead, the worldbuilding had potential.
Telodzrum, I would have really enjoyed that.
VaultBoyNewVegas, Grimm is an urban fantasy and is a police procedural.
nyctre, (edited ) Supernatural was sort of that too, wasn’t it? Just they were monster hunters rather than cops. Also lost girl, I think.
givesomefucks, I really thought Christopher Melloni was yelling at Glenn Howerton…
How hasn’t he been on IASIP yet? Happy was fucking nuts, I’d love to seem him as a deranged cop with a vendetta against the gang for something stupid.
Add comment