Please don't try to eat this meme either
son_named_bort, See, now because of me there’s a warning.
idunnololz, 
But the skin is the best part!
loom_in_essence, I invented the left handed pizza peeler.
c0mbatbag3l, 
“Most people don’t eat the rind, but men do.”
Zerush, 
Good for the advice, because the difference of a US Pizza and the cardboard taste don’t exist.
KpntAutismus, was about to be funny and say it’s biodegradeable, but it turns out humans can’t digest cardboard.
the more you know.
kameecoding, I mean it’s made from wood, we can’t digest wood.
Ddhuud, It’s pure fiber.
tryagain, Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in meme.
dimeslime, Safest way to ensure I WILL eat this meme: tell me not to.
QuazarOmega, It’s definitely NOT delicious, I’m NOT having a scrumptious 5 course meal with it, you DON’T want it
CorrodedCranium, 
Maybe they mean to open it early to cool it down?
I’m hoping it’s not because someone was forcing the pizza cutter through the box
skulblaka, 
You mean you peel your pizza before you eat it?
CorrodedCranium, Of course. I’m not eating that “edible” plate some of you call crust
The_Picard_Maneuver, 
It’s like a giant cardboard calzone
Duamerthrax, You can’t even see the instruction until you’ve already opened it. It has to be a joke.
SantaClaus, Instructions unclear. Got my dick caught in a toaster. Again.
The_Picard_Maneuver, So you’re just going to drop a Cylon slur like that?
They’re People of Cylonic origin now, grandpa.
Kolanaki, 
“Come on! My kids are starvin’!”
“This should help you calm down. Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase. Your kids are starving. Carl’s Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl’s Jr. Carl’s Jr… ‘Fuck You, I’m Eating.’”
Bigs, 
Shaka, when the walls fell.
The_Picard_Maneuver, Temba, his arms wide.
sexy_peach, we’re going to make it, the box is mostly fiber anyways.
Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 
That label was covered by part of the box and so I ate the pizza before opening it and now I have an infection.
Who do I sue?
xilophor, 
The government for letting big pizza get away with this
The_Picard_Maneuver, Your parents, probably.
TimeSquirrel, 
Remove clothing before ironing.
VicksVaporBBQrub, Caution: do not eat iPod Shuffle.
name_NULL111653, Instructions unclear, arrested for public indecency…
esc27, Why does that pizza taste like glass and plastic?
awesome_person, what are you gonna tell me next, that i need to open the door before going to another room? 😭
cre0, Only if you keep every door in your house closed 24/7 like a psychopath
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