It's time to come clean

ApfelstrudelWAKASAGI, 8 months ago

Calorie apps are a ploy by ZOG to get me to stop drinking their sunflower oil (I won’t).

aaaaaaadjsf, 8 months ago

I have the opposite problem, I’m struggling to get enough calories. We’ll come back stronger next week I hope!

door_in_the_face, 8 months ago

Just write off the day and start again tomorrow. Maybe set a bit lower calorie goals for the next couple of weeks.

bastian_5, 8 months ago

Well at least happy bir… oh it’s not? Then it must be your friend’s… oh…

thedrivingcrooner, 8 months ago

It’s my birthday today and I’ve already eaten 2 apple fritters and it’s only 11am. I’m in this picture and I hate it.

Venutianxspring, 8 months ago

Happy birthday! Remember calories don’t count if you don’t count calories! Jk, enjoy your day and worry about calories tomorrow

z500, 8 months ago

Just take tiny nibbles so each one rounds down to zero calories

Ignacio, 8 months ago

[...] an entire birthday cake

Those are rookie numbers.

xusontha, 8 months ago

I know what I have to do, I just don’t know if I have the strength to do it

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, 8 months ago

Let me introduce you to the magic of… levers!