I would
gnomesaiyan, 
Pleiades? Please. They don’t hold a candle to those Orion girls!
robocall, 
Hot single aliens in your area!
ChillDude69, (edited ) Nuh-uh. I’m not a sucker. That is the motherfucker from “American Dad,” in a wig. And, like, contour makeup. Guaranteed.
Think I was fucking born yesterday, my dude?
Harbinger01173430, Where sexy space elf babe? Gray alien gf is for the noobs only.
noxy, 
i’m gay tho
Mastengwe, Good god, are there not enough things to simp about that we now have to turn to aliens?
FenrirIII, 
Some people will do anything to get probed in the ass.
edgemaster72, 
Lost me at hybrid kids
CaptainEffort, Be careful tho, she’s very into butt stuff
rockerface, I see this as an absolute win!
Gordon, What’s the problem?
trashgirlfriend, she’s a top
Zoomboingding, 
What’s the problem?
trashgirlfriend, 27 inches
ZombieMantis, 
What’s the problem?
tigeruppercut, diameter
rustydomino, 
Ngl she (?) is kinda cute
BuryMyHorse, It’s just a succubus in a grey suite.
JaymesRS, Aliencels is a top tier pun. 👏🏼
Mango, Interesting how most of these things are about security of possession.
intensely_human, Sees you as a person, not a machine to be stress-tested for insecurity
ininewcrow, 
Dagnet, Man, what movie was that? I think I watched it but can’t recall anything
stankmut, Galaxy quest. Just watched it for the first time 2 days ago.
thisbenzingring, The first time?! Holy SH!!!
Glad you got to be one of the 10,000 that day
AngryCommieKender, The CGI Allen Rickman was really well done
ininewcrow, Good for you … nothing like seeing a great fun movie for the first time
ininewcrow, (edited ) Galaxy Quest … great fun movie you’ll have fun watching and forever reference after.
Even if you’ve already seen it, it’s great to watch again.
Jambone, Galaxy Quest
ininewcrow, Lol … I just noticed Sam Rockwell’s character holding the Zorg ZF1 from The Fifth Element
GrabtharsHammer, That’s not the ZF1. It’s a hoagie.
ininewcrow, At least it doesn’t have a bright red button
No_Eponym, 
MrJameGumb, 
I’d go for it as long as no anal probes are involved… Well… Maybe even then… maybe
SatansMaggotyCumFart, She can probe mine then I can probe hers.
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