wick,

It gave Michael Douglas throat cancer, a small price to pay to eat Catherine Zeta-Jones pussy. youtu.be/v5As4WQQH2Q?si=QXjga9UupNXbcqP6

Obonga,

Imagine being hung up on whether something you like might be considered gay. In 2024.

cosmicrookie,
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

These guys will argue you’re gay if you don’t suck dick…

General_Shenanigans,

Funny thing is, I’ll bet it’s the exact opposite for cis men. I’m willing to bet that if somebody actually did some blood tests, you’d see a surge of testosterone during and after the act compared to prior arousal. One that likely far outstrips the relevance of any dubious exposure to estrogen. I think we should perform this experiment. Maybe even see if there are differences between men and make some correlations.

lseif,

no. its because both are correlated with caring for others.

moon,

100% a 4chan virgin writing that

Postreader2814,

*1000%

radicalautonomy, (edited )
mightyfoolish,

When was the start of this thousand year prohibition? 😂 5/7 perfect troll post.

negativeyoda,

Nothing makes this cisman feel more queer than eating pussy. Let me tell you…

EmperorHenry,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

yes, of course a man being attracted to women means he’s gay.

That was sarcasm.

Zink,

It must be a sad world to live in where it’s a personal failing to satisfy the hell out of the woman you love.

can,

Imagine wanting to give your partner pleasure.

I joke but I think that might actually be it. A lack of empathy for women or something.

fruitycoder,

I think there’s some submission/dominance stuff in it too, but that’s just lack of creativity and communication with your partner problem imho

captainlezbian,

Ugh the dominants who refuse to pleasure their sub out of insecurity are the absolute worst

Kit,

Controversial but I hate it when a guy goes down on me and foreplay is overrated. Let’s just get to the good part.

can,

Everyone has their own view of what the good part is. That’s the fun of it.

TexMexBazooka,

My wife is like this lol, I like to have a slow buildup and she’s like “just put it in there cmon!!!”

It’s cute

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

i mean, presumably for all of us who like foreplay that’s because 1) it is a good part, and 2) it’s a requirement for the main event to actually be enjoyable.

It’s sorta like how the process of cooking and smelling the delicious aromas helps you get hungry and want to eat, whereas if you try to eat without even being hungry it’s actually pretty miserable…

ThatWeirdGuy1001, (edited )
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

FELLAS is it gay to like women? I mean you’re literally attracted to someone who likes penis.

FELLAS! is it gay to masturbate? I mean you’re literally playing with a man’s penis.

FELLAS!!! is it gay to exist? I mean you’re literally constantly holding a penis.

pancakes,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

Fellas, is it gay to penis?

Branch_Ranch,

Penis, is it fellas to gay?

Kit,

Reminds me of that Reddit post about a guy who refused to wipe his own ass because touching his ass was gay

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

FELLAS!!! is it gay to exist? I mean you’re literally constantly holding a penis.

I’m not constantly holding it. Sometimes I fall asleep and let go.

theneverfox,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

That’s pretty gay… If you’re not constantly holding your dick, what are you holding?

Sounds like you’re just dreaming of holding foreign dick to me

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

That’s why I have two hands. One to hold my dick, and one to hold someone else’s.

theneverfox,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

I see what you’re getting at. You’re holding two dicks to keep your average held dicks at a nice hetero >= 1.0

Well sure, nothing gay about that. It’s just math. Had me going for a second

ziixe,
@ziixe@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

FELLAS!!! is it gay to breathe? I mean you’re literally literally sharing a room of air with a penis.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

FELLAS!! Is it gay to be gay?

blujan,

Nah that can’t be it

cosmicrookie,
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

Thats too straight forward not to be straight!

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Soo weird how some conservatives scream about how easily they could accidentally be turned gay or trans

We’ll never know how this happens

captainlezbian,

What? Are you just going to take us at our words that we were always like this? Or are you going to be a real man and decide how you think it might work with no evidence besides what you suppose and notice and make your firm commitment to that conclusion everyone else’s problem?

Raxiel,

FELLAS!!! Is it gay to wipe your ass? You’re touching a man’s butt!

gmtom,

I don’t need to be called out like this.

can,

…what part of this is calling you out?

gmtom,

I eat pussy and have gender dysphoria.

can,

Oh that makes sense. I think I’d love eating pussy no matter what.

Death_Equity,

I always assumed that men who don’t go down on a woman are concerned about eating cum. Either theirs or some other dude’s.

Kit,

Do men really not taste their own cum? I’ve always wondered. I feel like I’d be tempted at least once.

negativeyoda,

If there’s some cross contamination during the event, whatever. I’m not inclined to care in that situation

I wouldn’t spoon it out of a bowl like pudding tho

Death_Equity,

It depends on the person, just like not every girl knows what their discharge taste like.

Some guys get curious, some guys would never(gross, homophobia, no interest), some guys involuntary do/have(surprise snowball, bad aim, she had a prior transaction).

There is a big difference between being curious once, avoiding eating residual creampie, and enjoying eating a cummy puss.

MenacingPerson,

enjoying eating a cummy puss

that sounds a lot weirder without the ending y

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

i mean that is something that i would hate but there’s also the slightly incredibly obvious solution of doing it beforehand

Death_Equity,

Imagine you are with a girl you just met, when was the last time she had cum in her? Was it last week? Was it last night? Was it this morning? Was it two hours ago? You have no idea if you are going to be slurping up her grool or some dude’s seed.

Imagine you and your long-term girlfriend had sex this morning, does she still have cum in her at 8pm? Maybe you had sex last night, does she have cum in her the next morning? How about 8pm? When is it “safe” to go down on her without cumming in your own mouth via a 3rd party?

That is the mental place you have to consider.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Oh, you were serious.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

bro just ask her to shower if it’s that big of a deal

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