DreamySweet,

I saw someone else call this "gerrymandered pizza".

HopeOfTheGunblade,
HopeOfTheGunblade avatar

Thanks, I hate it.

ritswd,

Damn, I came here to say this and you beat me to it! 😂

lemmy_party,

Simultaneously OCD trigger and OCD in action

ImFresh3x,

Fucking gerrymandering

Defaced,

Oh great the reposts begin...

Felemuso,

Hey, someone needs to deliver content... it's not like I have anything original to offer 🙃

JesusTheCarpenter,

I agree, 70% of Reddit memes, pics, etc are stolen anyways. I don't see a reason we couldn't steal some of it to boost our content.

Simplificity,

Actually better to do it, before the good contents are lost in Redd** forever

solstice,

Hey, my first repost on lemmy! This is shamelessly lifted from r/pizza crimes a few weeks ago. And the top comment there was about gerrymandering too! This is a big moment for me, I think I'm officially a lemmian.

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Current preferred term is "Lemming".

Omegamanthethird,
@Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world avatar

I prefer "Lemurs" actually.

solstice,

Dang so obvious how did I miss that?

Lemming is kind of derogatory though no? Like someone who will follow the group think and do whatever the hive says - oh ok nm yeah that works ;)

Crackhappy,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

Sharding pizza.

Crackhappy,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

Sharding pizza.

LoafyLemon,
LoafyLemon avatar

This is madness! 😂

realitista,
@realitista@lemmy.world avatar

I'm okay with it.

abcd,

If you look closely the salami pieces are cut the same way. This is a pizza fractal!

monkeytennis,
@monkeytennis@lemmy.world avatar

This reminds me of staying overnight at a friend's house when I was a kid, and discovering a slightly sinister family habit, like cutting pizza with scissors or everyone drinking hot tea with dinner

TurtleTourParty,

I've been to pizzarias in Italy that cut with scissors...

And what's wrong with hot tea with dinner?

monkeytennis,
@monkeytennis@lemmy.world avatar

Nothing wrong with either, though I can't speak for Italian pizza cutting techniques.

It's still pretty unusual to offer a 10yo a brew with his roast dinner. I'm sure my friends found it strange that we drank coffee before bed, but there you go.

Grassgrowz,

lmao my family and i do both of those things

monkeytennis,
@monkeytennis@lemmy.world avatar

No judgement here :D

Ashhwaghandaa,
@Ashhwaghandaa@lemmy.world avatar

I cut my pizza with kitchen scissors. My knives aren’t sharp enough and I don’t have to transfer it to a cutting board. And drinking warm water with a meal aids in digestion :D but I don’t do that lol

monkeytennis,
@monkeytennis@lemmy.world avatar

It's that small moment when you realise other people do things differently.

I remember being a bit horrified with the amount of handling that goes on with pizza+scissors. Guess I was considered one of the family...

Ashhwaghandaa,
@Ashhwaghandaa@lemmy.world avatar

LOL they initiated you!

LirAlethea,

32 pepperoni pieces, divided into 8 slices. Is it just me or is it even more infuriating that those slices are not evenly sized?

Felemuso,

It's not just you... 🙈

dimspace,
@dimspace@lemmy.world avatar

I cannot fathom why they did not do what normal people do and rearrange the pepperoni prior to putting it in the oven.

between2boobies,
@between2boobies@lemmynsfw.com avatar

But the pepperoni is already cut. It's already too late!

kubica,
kubica avatar

Necessary evil.

FatTonyWorld,

Whoever did this is a mad genius!

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