akai,
akai avatar

I'd pay good money to see his face the moment he realizes that Trump isn't going to help him

theodewere,
theodewere avatar

but he believes it with all his heart.. all teaspoon and a half of it..

Krackalot,

Sorry, that isn’t a pay to win feature. You’ll have to wait the 16 years 11 months and 25 days for him to realize it.

ridethisbike,

Where’s the remind me bot when you need it…

mosiacmango,

A lot of prisons have video phones now.

You could probally actually call him if you want to pay $10/min or whatever it is.

ImFresh3x,

As tempting as that sounds, Talking to insurrectionists for fun is probably a good way to get put on a list.

Unicode13051,
@Unicode13051@lemmyf.uk avatar

Regardless of political leanings, if one of the steps in your master plan is “receive pardon from glorious leader once they return to power”, you might want to rethink what you’re about to do.

beckerist,

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  • Selmafudd,

    Good news then, he’s got 17 years to think about it

    afraid_of_zombies,

    People in the freaken gulags were waiting for Stalin to pardon them. No one, including myself, wants to accept the existence they almost certainly have and will have hope for saviour. Even if it is the person who put them there.

    Chozo,
    Chozo avatar

    Dollars to donuts Trump doesn't even know this dude exists.

    ArugulaZ,
    ArugulaZ avatar

    Or would care to.

    aegisgfx877,
    aegisgfx877 avatar

    irrelevant since he cant pardon anyone while he himself is in prison and disqualified from holding any office

    AngryAnusHornets,

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  • Bytemeister,
    floofloof,

    The constitutional qualifications for being president are being a natural-born U.S. citizen, a resident for at least 14 years and over the age of 35. A person can be disqualified by conviction in a Senate impeachment trial, but a criminal conviction does not affect eligibility.

    washingtonpost.com/…/can-convicted-felon-run-for-…

    He can become president again even if he’s in prison. And then he can pardon anyone including himself.

    hglman,

    They are probably right, trump will pardon them.

    onionbaggage,

    If he won he’d pardon himself for sure, this guy though? Doubt it. But it’s a bit of a moot point. Nothing turns out the majority like voting against this fuckstick.

    hudson,

    Just like he “declassified” those documents

    artisanrox,
    artisanrox avatar

    Trump literally doesn't understand doing something charitable for someone else.

    He literally let his own fanbois and fangirls risk hypothermia after rallies in the winter because of stiffing the bus companies that got them there. TWICE.

    TokenBoomer,

    I think so too. With a second term, and nothing to lose.

    0110010001100010,

    Nah, he could have pardoned them before he left office but as usual doesn't give a flying fuck about anyone except himself. These idiots don't realize they were simply tools used and then discarded.

    However, I could foresee a scenario where another candidate runs hard on the "pardon all the J6 'political prisoners' platform" and get some traction. That said, they would only follow-through if it got them political points or some other personal gain.

    aegisgfx877,
    aegisgfx877 avatar

    trump is not getting back in the white house, so thats going to be difficult for him

    Maeve,

    How are you so sure?

    Blackout,
    Blackout avatar

    Biden has been narrowing all the doorways so trump physically can't get in.

    Maeve,

    Lol’d

    Im14abeer,

    I’ll have you know defendant Trump is a svelte 6’3" 215 pounds of solid muscle. It says so on his rap sheet.

    journey01,

    Right after he pays his legal bills…

    FReddit,

    He’s going to eat shit for a long time.

    TransplantedSconie,

    Sure, you could believe this asshat when he says, “We went there with no plan!”

    Or you could believe the Mount Everest of evidence the prosecutor had via texts, emails, and call records.

    KingThrillgore,
    @KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

    No he won’t

    n0m4n,

    Do you have $2 million?

    orbitz,

    After inflation it’s probably $5 million now, Trump has been living the high life off his donations after all and if there’s one constant he is greedy.

    malloc,

    Where is the court room video of his crying and begging?

    books,

    Yeah, you served your purpose and you failed… enjoy prison.

    Thoughts and prayers

    asunaspersonalasst,

    How many gramss of copium he’s putting on his prison food as seasoning?

    NatakuNox,
    @NatakuNox@lemmy.world avatar

    Joe exotic already tried this

    bradorsomething,

    Look at this guy, thinks he’s better than the Tiger King.

    vodkasolution,

    Oh I know I’ll win the lottery. I believe that will all my heart

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