Passenger on Ill-Fated Diarrhea Plane Says Flight Attendants Were Forced to Craft "Makeshift Biohazard Suits"

On Friday, an international Delta flight bound for sunny Barcelona was forced to U-turn back to its starting point, Atlanta, for an exceedingly rare air travel horror: a passenger had suffered diarrhea throughout the plane’s aisle so extensively that completing the flight was deemed untenable.

News of the incident first hit Reddit’s r/ATC subreddit, to which a user shared alarming FAA flight information marking the ill-fated flight’s decision to turn around.

“DIVERT TO ATL — PASSENGER DIARRHEA ALL OVER A/C,” the flight strip read. “BIOHAZARD.”

We tracked one of the plane’s unlucky passengers down — and they confirmed that the diarrhea was, in fact, “ALL OVER” the cabin aisles, just as that flight strip read.

“I woke up and there was a bit of a strange smell,” the passenger, who chose to remain anonymous while speaking of his Diarrhea Plane experience, told Futurism, adding that the flight attendants were forced to perform some DIY ingenuity to deal with the excrement.

“They found everything they could use,” said the passenger, explaining that the airline staff used aprons to craft “makeshift biohazard suits” to wear while dealing with the defecatory disaster. Blankets and napkins, meanwhile, were utilized to cover the feces.

You might be imagining that Delta obviously just got these travelers a new plane, right? After all, this one was covered in human feces. But alas, there seemingly weren’t enough jets to go around, and according to the passenger, the airline ultimately settled the issue by simply ripping out the Airbus’ soiled carpets and giving the passenger plane an extra-thorough clean before reboarding it.

“They actually took out all the carpets for one section of it,” the passenger said. “We were waiting three hours at the airport while they were trying to clean it, but they couldn’t clean it, so they had to rip off the carpet and change it.”

“Then we were back on,” they added. “No problem.”

The passenger also noted that the plane’s staff fully switched over for the second flight attempt, which we’re glad to hear. Anyone who’s forced to make a biohazard suit out of aprons and proceeds to manage an in-flight diarrhea crisis for the next several hours deserves some time off, not to mention a raise.

bloopernova,
@bloopernova@programming.dev avatar

“ill-fated diarrhea plane”

What a beautiful phrase. Shakespearean.

DiatomeceousGirth,

Maggie was on point with this article. “Defacatory disaster” is top tier journalism.

postmateDumbass,

No “Crop dusting disaster”?

argh_another_username,

Chef’s kiss for the image, with its brown trail.

Got_Bent,

Snakes on a plane part doodoo?

BadPoopSmell,

It must have smelt like bad poop

Nerrad,
@Nerrad@lemmy.world avatar

I once vomited on a plane like I was Linda Blair. This news finally made me feel better. At least I didn’t make the plane turn around.

LillyPip,

As someone with severe GI issues, this is exactly why I won’t travel. I can’t imagine the embarrassment that person is now living with. I’ve seen like six articles on this in my newsfeed today. I’d be utterly mortified.

I don’t even like commenting on this because I’m contributing to its visibility, but GI issues are completely debilitating and no joke. You can’t control it, and even adults don’t seem to understand. I’m just so sad for the person at the centre of this who will never live it down. :(

BroccoliFarts,

I sat out on a whitewater rafting trip with friends because I couldn’t be that far from a bathroom. After many years of testing other problems, I went to a GI doctor for the stomach issues. I had undiagnosed celiac disease.

bakachu,

I share that sentiment- that poor person. To society’s credit, I have not yet seen any posts or articles with an image or their identity. Hopefully it stays that way.

CoolMatt,

I wanna see what it looked like

dantheclamman,
@dantheclamman@lemmy.world avatar

Frankly I can’t see why they didn’t just alert ATC that there was a “health incident” and then tell ground crews on a closed channel what to expect. Would have potentially limited how broadly this news went out

Serinus,

It’s going to leak from a passenger anyway (pun intended), so it doesn’t really matter if they try to hide it.

dantheclamman,
@dantheclamman@lemmy.world avatar

Likely true, but I think the virality was helped by hearing the pilot’s message and it ending up on Reddit

danielfgom,
@danielfgom@lemmy.world avatar

People need to learn to use the toilets at the airport BEFORE boarding a plane. Obviously there are not enough toilets on a plane. Don’t put yourself in that position.

Mdotaut801,

I totally agree. I fucking HATE when I’m on an hour to two hour flight and people around me are getting up multiple times to go. Fuck. Off. Use the bathroom before you get on the plane and hold it until we land. I’m trying to nap and I don’t want the back of my seat bumped around or have people trying to get past me. I’ve only used the bathroom on long ass flights. Medical issues aside, you can hold it, assholes.

MossBear,

You’re the kind of dickhead that gets mad at people in wheelchairs for blocking you aren’t you?

chetradley,

Diarrhea doesn’t follow a schedule.

phoenixz,

Snakes on a plane II: Diarrhea on a plane

Hiuhokiguess,

I’m tired of these muthafuckin diarrheas all over this muthafuckin plane!

anon_8675309,

My nightmare is to get a case of the shits while in a tube 7 miles up in the air.

reagansrottencorpse,

The brown exhaust coming out of the plane in the article was a nice touch.

30mag,

Never rrust a fart

AssPennies,

We call it: “The Aristocrats”!

Sexywolfwizard,

“Aristocraps”

The_Eminent_Bon,

So Diarrhoea Plane is a thing now?

Ser_Salty,
Wahots,
@Wahots@pawb.social avatar

Oh god, the poor person who shat themselves into the international headlines. That’s one for the books. Poor bastard.

joel_feila,
@joel_feila@lemmy.world avatar

The correct title is poo bastard

ZoopZeZoop,

At least their name is not in this article.

Son_of_dad,

You just know he wasn’t feeling well all day and probably knew he shouldn’t get in that flight

dudinax,

Maybe, but truly explosive diarrhea can come on suddenly.

Serinus,

How hard is it to reschedule a flight for illness if you don’t get the flight insurance?

MossBear,

IBD is a thing.

reagansrottencorpse,

They almost certainly knew they were sick if they coated the entire plane in dookie

SCB,

“Hey honey, how was your flight?”

Lol

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

At least they aren’t named. Only the people they were with would know it was them.

Or they could even be proud.

“You ever take down a whole plane just by having diarrhea? I have.”

buddascrayon,

No but as a kid (8 or 9 years old) I shut down a restaurant by puking all over it. Not just for the night either, I closed them down for good. We went back to the area 2 weeks later and they were shuttered. That was the last time my parents refused to believe me when I told them I was feeling sick.

MrBusiness,

What did you eat that utterly crushed the spirit of a restaurant owner?

Mikekm,

Right? Demon vomit capable of closing down a restaurant for good is kinda impressive.

eee,

“I’m so full of shit that a plane had to be diverted because of me”

Nastybutler,

I don’t know if it’s possible to literally die of embarrassment, but if there’s anytime I’d wish it was it would be in this situation if it happened to me

aksdb,

Maybe he was so embarrassed, he shat himself. Turning into a vicious cycle.

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