Escalation continues as Iran deploys additional booty clapper units to the border. An Israeli response is imminent
raoul, I have trouble to imagine how you gather your men for that:
“The chef want all of you at the village center in 1 minute”
“Don’t tell me it’s…”
“Yes, again… We should never have imported him a wii fit”
VubDapple, Whatever else might be said, its impressive that this older dude can do a split like that.
threelonmusketeers, I had an older physics prof who had been in the (Lebanese?) military. He had put on a few pounds, but was still in great shape. He could do a perfect front split and would arm wrestle any student and win. Really engaging lecturer too.
Anticorp, These are the straddles. Splits go the other way. But yes, this is very impressive. Dude is probably a martial artist, or ex gymnast.
GrymEdm, At least our tests with Solid Snake assure us the Iranians will be unable to launch a sneak attack.
cm0002, The US gov was so worried about WMDs, they completely missed Irans WAD (Weapons of Ass Destruction) program lmao
uis, Where All Data
sbv, Wet Ass Ducks
uis, This was DOOM joke
TheMightyCanuck, 
NocturnalMorning, If we just had ass clapping military units, and all disputes were settle via booty dances between military units, the world would be a much better place.
PainInTheAES, We could get all diplomatic issues twerked out
Car, Brazil claiming its rightful place as leader of the free world
DarkThoughts, Oh damn. Belarus better look out.
uis, I have urge to post memes about Lukashenko
GrymEdm, Here’s an (old) one I can contribute:
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/126df16a-f31b-4afa-9736-ae4c64fc9f0f.jpeg
uis, I was thinking about somethimg like https://cs10.pikabu.ru/post_img/2020/09/14/8/1600091291153440863.jpg or https://img2.joyreactor.cc/pics/post/%D0%BB%D1%83%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%88%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BA%D0%BE-%D0%B1%D0%B0%D1%82%D1%8C%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B1%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BD-%D0%BA%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%85%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BB-1623490.jpeg
treadful, 
SHEESH
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