Omega_Haxors,

It comes with.

SmokeFree,

You need a boat. How do you sail the high seas without a boat.

I don’t know where to get the boat tho.

Shayeta,

Don’t you DARE call my mighty vessel a boat. It’s a ship, A SHIP!! You feebleminded SIMPLETON!

Chais,
@Chais@sh.itjust.works avatar

If I learned anything from Luffy it’s that you can call any ship a boat 😁

lorez,

Stan S.Stanman sells some used ones for great prices.

bionicjoey,

You wouldn’t download a boat!

DemBoSain,
@DemBoSain@midwest.social avatar

Hat? Unnecessary. But an eye-patch helps reduce nausea when using VR goggles to search for booty.

BitterSweet,

What you reallly need is a tattoo of a small plant in a box to represent that you have a seedbox.

hperrin,

I find this stereotype offensive.

coldbrew,

You wouldn’t download a hat.

purple,
DoomBot5,

You have to pirate it first.

Harry_h0udini,
@Harry_h0udini@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Most important: A mindful for seeding the downloads.

majestictechie,

An eye patch, a parrot or a wooden leg will also do

0ops,

Not per se, but it is ideal

Froyn,

Nah, as long as you buy it dinner first, or at least try to connect on an emotional level, it'll let you enter.

sheepishly,
sheepishly avatar

I've got a big pirate flag hanging up in my room, is that good enough?

Sabata11792,
Sabata11792 avatar

This is a common misconception. A ski mask is both effective and very adaptable. The pirate hat is antiquated, bulky, and has a much more restrictive use case. If you're in a pinch you can just use a face mask. It also has the advantage of preventing malware, but any experienced user would take the ski mask over an N95 for flexibility.

onevia,
@onevia@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Think about renting a parrot. That’s what I did for a while before getting my sea legs

snooggums,
snooggums avatar

Imagine the vocabulary of a rented parrot.

jimp,

“Imagine the vocabulary of a rented parrot” snooggums@kbin.social

SayJess,
@SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

An eye patch will suffice. If you really want to show your dedication, a wooden peg leg would be ideal. I should note that it is a bit difficult to conceal a peg leg in public.

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