I’m with Jesus. St Nicholas of Myra sent gifts down a chimney; not some coca cola drinking, milk and cookie chugging, overweight demon that obsesses on children and uses slave labor.
Uhhmmm, Christmas is Jesus birth. Im pretty sure he knew He was born.
What capitalism has twisted it into now would most certainly not be what Christ wanted and probably would have said the similar things He said to the pharisees.
There’s an entire Your Favorite Martian song that talks just about this, it came out all the way back in 2011. I have to be honest, I’m not a massive fan of their music style from back then.
That’s a myth. Santa is actually an immortal vampire who, through ancient treachery, is contractually obligated to serve the communist elf collective of the north pole.
By all accounts he was a pretty chill dude. Hanging out with prostitutes and turning water to wine, feeding the poor and flipping tables at the marketplace.
He should move further away. The grinch was not their neighbor, he was literally living off their trash! Damn freeloader, living off the hard work of the Who’s /s
The amount of gadgets and other miscellaneous items he has tells me otherwise. Also, how is he powering all of that? I don’t see any solar panels or wind turbines close to his cave on the top of that mountain. E: Pretty sure powering it all with dog power leaves a bigger carbon footprint than a generator.
Carbon footprints require fossil fuels. Burning wood is carbon neutral and if he and the dog are hunting or gathering, they’d be doing in a sustainable way just by happenstance.
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