AlfredEinstein

@AlfredEinstein@lemmy.world

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AlfredEinstein,

It’s always ethical to pirate when an intellectual property is owned by someone other than the creator.

AlfredEinstein,

I hope he washed his hand

AlfredEinstein,

If you’re American and don’t have health insurance, you can often find amateurs who will give you an exam for a couple of drinks.

AlfredEinstein,

Night soil

AlfredEinstein,

“I’m a Republican. I didn’t support sucking cock until I gargled my first load of ladpoles…”

AlfredEinstein,

I think it’s the “grandmother, both sides” that’s surprising

AlfredEinstein,

I miss Lisa Edelstein’s cleavage

AlfredEinstein,

Steve Buscemi

AlfredEinstein,

OP failed to mention the role Benadryl played in Bill Cosby’s social life.

AlfredEinstein,

The US government is stupid.

But the need to keep an eye on this guy anyway.

AlfredEinstein,

I’ve eaten fried, sliced billy goat nuts.

Pretty tasty.

Organ meat is your friend.

Biden can't beat the MAGA meme machine online, Clyburn says (www.reuters.com)

Republican candidate Donald Trump’s supporters have built a “MAGA wall” online of memes and social media noise that is overwhelming news about Biden’s economic and policy wins, making it impossible to get Democrats’ message across, Clyburn said in a recent interview in his hometown of Columbia, South Carolina....

AlfredEinstein,

Trump and MAGAtrash are routinely portrayed as simultaneously weak and strong too. It’s just the nature of propaganda.

AlfredEinstein,

sensible chuckle

AlfredEinstein,

I knew a woman who thought pecan trees just naturally grew in a perfect grid pattern because that’s what she was told as a little girl and had no reason to believe it wasn’t just a cool fact of nature.

AlfredEinstein,

Just like Tom Cruise’s middle tooth

AlfredEinstein,

Hasn’t russia been conscripting for a couple of years now?

AlfredEinstein,

Iran has always had mandatory military service for men 18+. You can buy out if you’re rich, but they’ve been drafting for years.

And Iran is arguably the #3 major player ahead of Israel who wants to keep their military action at home.

AlfredEinstein,

Imagine Vince taking a poop during a three-way with Brock Lesnar and smearing it in your hair.

Not at all sexy

AlfredEinstein,

This is nuts.

AlfredEinstein,

Based and furpilled.

AlfredEinstein,

Not gravy?

AlfredEinstein,

Here comes the airplane.

AlfredEinstein,

All the flavor is in the head.

AlfredEinstein,

If anyone is interested, this is one of the best things on the internet ever

AlfredEinstein,

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