M0oP0o,
@M0oP0o@mander.xyz avatar

This is something I never got. Does the job performance suffer from sitting? Is someone getting paid by the blister?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

If job performance suffered by sitting, all those millions of office cubicle desks around the world would be at standing height.

M0oP0o,
@M0oP0o@mander.xyz avatar

Weird part is they also hate standing desks for those same office workers. Something about being healthy at work must be killing profits.

chiliedogg,

I used to work retail, and we had some stools at the registers and started getting a shocking number of customer surveys come in with low scores saying that the employees were too lazy to stand up at the register.

Starkstruck,

Fucking puritan boomers man.

M0oP0o,
@M0oP0o@mander.xyz avatar

People suck, this is I think in the break room though. So I guess people realllly suck?

chiliedogg, (edited )

Inside door of the break room won’t say “Employees Only.”

It’s probably the customer service counter that had the stool removed, and that’s behind the counter going to the offices.

M0oP0o,
@M0oP0o@mander.xyz avatar

Ah still stupid, but not pants on head stupid.

EvolvedTurtle,

I swear Customers like this have never worked like Litterly any job ever I guess

Quexotic,

All I remember about Kohl’s is that when I work there they took all of the leftover clearance stuff and instead of donating it to a local shelter or anything put it straight into the trash compactor.

This is standard practice at Kohls.

Fuck Kohl’s in particular.

RIPandTERROR,
@RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sounds like someone’s about to have an injury

CaptKoala,

Oh no, I slipped and fell on this very conveniently placed puddle, better bring that chair back quick smart!

ILikeBoobies,

As a side note: try to stand if you can, it’s way better/way easier for you past the first two weeks of getting used to it

Your future back will thank you

scoobford,

Standing for 8 hours a day is absolutely not good for you, and will destroy your joints.

ILikeBoobies,

Walk around and lean, you aren’t at attention

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

You wouldn’t happen to be a manager at Kohl’s?

ILikeBoobies,

Just a worker that has done 8 hours of standing as well as 8 hours of sitting

Honytawk,

Great, but can you keep that bullshit to yourself? Nobody wants to be like you.

And claiming it is somehow good for your back is also unscientific.

SpaceNoodle,

If you’ve got time to lean, you’ve got time to clean.

Nounka,

I can’t. Standing 10 minutes and my back starts killing me. Move around? That can win me 30 minutes. Not 3 hours to the midday and endwork belll

ILikeBoobies,

Seems like your younger self needed my last sentence

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

So you’re saying people shouldn’t be allowed chairs when they’re older because of things they did when they were younger and no one told them what you just did?

How about pregnant women? Okay for them to have chairs in the third trimester or will standing all day be good for the fetus?

ILikeBoobies,

try to stand if you can

Learn to read

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I also read this in response to someone who said they can’t:

Seems like your younger self needed my last sentence

ILikeBoobies,

Yeah, if they did it when they were younger then they wouldn’t hurt so much now

Doing it now isn’t going to help their younger self

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

No, but sitting will help them now and employers not allowing people to do that is the issue.

ILikeBoobies,

So back to the original

If you can

Pick if you want to talk about now or when they were younger

Either way you’re wrong

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Sure sounds like you were saying “no one needs to have a chair, they just need to stand when they were younger” and I don’t appear to be the only one who thought so.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

How about giving people the option to sit down if they want to?

heavy,

"Ever since we kept the chair out of the break room, sales have skyrocketed!"

  • Make believe logic
ChaoticNeutralCzech,

…the number of employees seen limping has skyrocketed!

– What actually happens

jxk,

The number of employees with chronic back, knee and joint problems that manifest only years later when they don’t work at Kohl’s anymore and thus are not visible to management has skyrocketed. – What actually actually happens

naun,

I deveoped varicose veins within my first few years of working on till in a grocery store. This was in my early twenties, and for the rest of my life. The company doesn’t care, even while you work there. Fuck these policies.

EvolvedTurtle,

I used to work at Walmart

My first sign was seeing like almost every employee have a slight limp

My second sign was me proceeding to develop a slight limp

I was litterly only there for 3 months And we had chairs in the break room

WoahWoah,

Anyone that uses elliptical ellipses shouldn’t be given any power at all.

umbrella,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

sit on the fucking floor

PhlubbaDubba,

Imagine being such a neurotic micromanager that you literally don’t even let your employees sit because “SITTING IS UNPROFESSIONAL!”

Meanwhile you probably spend the majority of your day at a desk

uis,

Micromanagers never heard about occupation safety

dojan,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

Seriously? They remove the chair because sitting is unprofessional??

weariedfae,

Yeup. They only make ADA exceptions and only in extreme cases. For example, they wouldn’t let my pregnant coworker have a stool to SOMETIMES sit on until she was 7.5 months a long. And even then she had to provide her own.

PhlubbaDubba,

That’s the excuse for making cashiers stand

dojan,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

That is utterly ridiculous.

OneWomanCreamTeam,

I’ve started leaving negative reviews for stores when I see there’s no seating available for the cashiers.

AngryCommieKender,

Good idea! I’m gonna do that to my local stores.

mp3,
@mp3@lemmy.ca avatar

Honestly I want all my cashiers to sit down, it’s cruel for them to stand up for no reason.

nickwitha_k,

Cruelty is the point in this. Some people get off on being able to force discomfort on those that they see as less than them.

baldingpudenda,

They should remove the manager’s chair too.

ThePowerOfGeek,

Yeah I don’t get it. As a customer, when I go into a store and the cashier is sitting down at the register, I don’t think to myself “wow, what a lazy jerk!”. I think “I’m glad these guys get to sit down while working”. Because I never see a cashier during idly just goofing off. Sitting or standing, they always seem to be working hard. And I don’t understand this stupid idea that sitting is somehow unprofessional.

Furthermore, as someone who gets lower back pain if I stand for too long, fuck these useless asshole managers!

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve seen cashiers goofing off when things aren’t busy… but I would still not give a shit if they had a chair beyond thinking, “at least they get to sit down doing an awful job like that all day.”

Flax_vert,

I wouldn’t care if a cashier was goofing off a little 😂 as long as they got around to doing the job

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Some people just genuinely do not seem to understand that workers (and many other people) are actually thinking human being with thoughts and emotions and sensations like pain.

It’s something i’m very glad almost everyone here understands, workers are largely just treated like the normal people that they are and customers are more likely to actively help them than they are to make a fuss about anything.

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Tangentially related, a friend of mine worked at Kroger years ago and was not allowed to have a stool or chair while 7 months pregnant because (from my biased one-sided understanding) the manager was on some kind of extra-petty suffering Olympics of “I worked every day until I gave birth on the factory floor so you can stand here” BS.

One day I popped in and noticed Dick Manager was standing nearby, and since I almost never shop at that one, has no idea who I am.

So I loudly proclaim (paraphrased) “Girl, you are FAR too pregnant to be standing up for a whole shift, what kind of heartless piece of human garbage would be making you work in one single spot without at least a stool? What is the world coming to when the future of our country is worth less than the fragile ego of some Middle management prick who wouldn’t know how to SPELL empathy, much less understand it” just like all the most over the top things I can think of to make a speech of how low an opinion I have of this hypothetically not present manager.

She was weeks away from quitting in preparation for having a child anyway so had no problem if it caused interpersonal issues. And I had fun talking mad shit about management. Even if it wasn’t my own.

uis,

I’m assuming she was working as cashier. I checked occupation safety requirements cashier and working as cashier implies working with computer which already requires rotating chair with ability to change height and chair back’s angle, but for cashier’s workplace there are additional requirements. No wonder, considering those requirements were written and adopted during red Duma(communist relative majority of 21% + 7% of agricultural party).

quaddo,

Petty. I love it :-D

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I worked at a video arcade in the 90s and there was a girl who worked with me who was late in her pregnancy, and when I wasn’t working, I’d come in at the end of her shift when she was closing on her own because the boss expected her to clean every game, top to bottom, which required getting up on a ladder and leaning way over to get to the back end of the top of the game. Of course, she also wasn’t given a chair.

I found out he was arrested later for embezzling from the store.

quaddo,

How bloody insane. I can’t think of too many indoor occupations that would require someone to stand in order to be better at their job.

Even surgeons should be as comfy as possible. If someone needs to cut open my skull to remove some badness, I’d really like them to be comfy the entire time.

Time for chair pants aka ‘chants’ to gain some popularity.

RoyaltyInTraining,
@RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world avatar

There should be laws against forcing people to stand for their entire shift.

sparkle,

In relatively civilized countries, there are. Unfortunately, the US is not a civilized country

SouthEndSunset,

It’s coming to the U.K. too. I’m assuming that this is about people working on tills. I honestly don’t see what the problem is with people who can sit, sitting.

NorthWestWind,
@NorthWestWind@lemmy.world avatar

My uni friend used to sit on the benches outside some professors’ offices. Then our uni started sticking up papers saying those seats are “reserved”.

We walk past that place a good amount every week, and there’s always no one.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s when you sit there and when someone tells you it’s reserved you say, “yep. It’s reserved for me.”

Threeme2189,
  1. Remove papers
  2. Crumple up papers
  3. Throw away papers
  4. Sit on bench
ManniSturgis,

I’m somewhat of an Anarchist myself

RizzRustbolt,

A true anarchist would set up more benches.

sparkle,

On the ruling class’ private property where they then own the bench? Hell nah

asteriskeverything,

The chair?

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar
Brickhead92,

Woah! I didn’t expect that.

KillingTimeItself,

i’m sittin on the floor now. I hear it’s comfy down there.

Fuck it, i might even lay down a little.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

everyone needs to learn to squat, turns out humans have a built in camping stool

KillingTimeItself,

a proper slavic squat is pretty good but can stiffen up the knees after a long while.

I hear the ground is omnipresent though.

Entropywins,

Cuddle on up we already down here…

KillingTimeItself,

i mean if you really think about it. The ground is just one really big bed. So if everyone laid down at the same time, would that technically mean that the entirety of humanity is cuddling?

synae,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

This is a Seinfeld plotline

AngryCommieKender,

Young Seinfeld, or Friends. I can’t see Jerry, Kramer, Elaine, or George doing retail. I could see Joey, Rachel, Monica, or Phoebe doing retail.

synae,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

You misunderstand, it is a Seinfeld plot line:

youtu.be/Bsxiz7DFHuI?si=RiNZpBKoESyfPaPU

AngryCommieKender,

Oh wow. Fair enough. I haven’t seen all of Seinfeld.

kibiz0r,

For me, it’s the inconsistent line spacing.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

For me, it’s the ellipses with way more than three periods.

intensely_human,

Think of it as slam poetry

Zess,

Sad that it doesn’t seem like anyone else can tell this is an obvious manipulation. Blanking out a piece of paper and putting different text on it is the oldest shit on the Internet. This one isn’t even done very well, the fuck is that top margin.

braxy29,

even if it’s fake, i have worked at enough places where we weren’t allowed to sit or to talk to each other to believe it could be real.

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