Nommer,

Just as Jesus wanted.

Facebones,

Unfortunately this only boosts his standing among gop voters.

badbytes,

GOP candidates are f-ing stupid

postmateDumbass,
Zoomboingding,
@Zoomboingding@lemmy.world avatar

Democrats do insider trading and stuff but this psycho shit is always Republicans

doppelgangmember,

Atheist she wasn’t “slammed”

Whew

BigMacHole,

Family Values!

Tedesche,

When is the GOP officially going to change their party name to KKK?

Everythingispenguins,

The “Krand Kld Karty”

spider,

who pleaded guilty to a felony in the January 6 attack, is running for U.S. Congress in West Virginia in 2024.

Well, it sounds like he has the credentials. /s

captainlezbian,

I remember when Christmas was supposed to be about peace and goodwill. Funny how the people who think there’s a war on Christmas seem to not care about those parts of it

LordCirais,

Right? They can’t set their work life aside for one evening and just be with your family? You literally have them on your tree. That seems obsessive.

Drivebyhaiku,

“At this festive season of the year, Mr. Scrooge,” said the [one of the gentlemen], taking up a pen, “it is more than usually desirable that we should make some slight provision for the Poor and destitute, who suffer greatly at the present time. Many thousands are in want of common necessaries; hundreds of thousands are in want of common comforts, sir.”

“Are there no prisons?” asked Scrooge.

“Plenty of prisons,” said the gentleman, laying down the pen again.

“And the Union workhouses?” demanded Scrooge. “Are they still in operation?”

“They are. Still,” returned the gentleman, “I wish I could say they were not.”

“The Treadmill and the Poor Law are in full vigour, then?” said Scrooge.

“Both very busy, sir.”

“Oh! I was afraid, from what you said at first, that something had occurred to stop them in their useful course,” said Scrooge. “I’m very glad to hear it.”

“Under the impression that they scarcely furnish Christian cheer of mind or body to the multitude,” returned the gentleman, “a few of us are endeavouring to raise a fund to buy the Poor some meat and drink, and means of warmth. We choose this time, because it is a time, of all others, when Want is keenly felt, and Abundance rejoices. What shall I put you down for?”

“Nothing!” Scrooge replied.

  • Charles Dickens

I personally hope each and every member of the the GOP enjoyed their visits from the Ghosts of Christmases, Past, Present and Yet to Come.

Waldowal,
@Waldowal@lemmy.world avatar

Before he hung them from nooses, he liked to look under their clothes and make them kiss.

AnonWyo,

Dark Helmet : Did you see anything?

Colonel Sandurz : No, sir! I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again.

winterayars,

So the dude took part in an insurrection where they brought a gallows to the Capitol and said they were going to hang Democrats until Trump got declared the winner. Now he’s got Christmas ornaments in the same vein.

Do i still have to pretend like their conspiracy theories about antifa or whatever are reasonable theories? Like, can we admit these dudes are fascist revolutionaries who want to destroy democracy? It’d be nice to just be honest about it, right?

TechyDad,
@TechyDad@lemmy.world avatar

And we’ve also got to still accept that all these “hanging” imagery is just pretend, right? They don’t really want to execute all of us, right?

Oh, wait…

GiddyGap,

Very Christian of him.

JCreazy,

When you make hating Democrats your entire personality

TrickDacy,

Not SLAMMED, but BLASTED

EmpathicVagrant,

They have to gradually increase the rhetoric to violence so that when it transitions to the literal the masses don’t get too shocked.

EatATaco,

Yes it’s clearly a conspiracy among many news organizations to slowly make people okay with violence, and not just that someone found wording that gets more clicks so they can make more money and other entities started following suit because they like money too.

PsychedSy,

but BLASTED

BUTT BLASTED

surewhynotlem,

GOP hopeful NUKED FROM ORBIT by press

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