squiblet,
squiblet avatar

This guy obviously had no chance and I don’t think he would make a great nominee, but it’s perfectly legitimate to try and at least someone was running in the primary against Biden, making it at least remotely seem like we had a choice.

Rapidcreek,

He should have focused on American Samoa.

dhork,

I am focused on my Samoas too, my cookie order just came in

jordanlund,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, he couldn’t crack 10% and in most cases couldn’t even hit 5%, regularly losing to “Uncommitted.”

Time to go!

reddig33,

I’m pleasantly surprised this jackass actually endorsed Biden.

distantsounds,
DrugsMcChrist,

Yes, that horrible jackass. He might have good ideas on paper, but he was a miserable “candidate” whose only potential was to muddy up a shit show, and he couldn’t even manage that.

distantsounds,

lol it’s all miserable candidates around. Neither front runner (D or R) would get hired to manage a local McDonald’s, but are the made choices to manage a ‘major’ country. If Biden can’t easily beat Trump, maybe the problem is the choices being presented and not voters looking for alternative.

Pistcow,

He looks like a Great Value™ Ron DeSantis.

distantsounds,

Which is unfortunately is still a better look than the 80yr old alternatives that couldn’t get hired as a greeter at Walmart, home of the Great Value™

njm1314,

That 80 year old just kicked the living s*** out of him.

elliot_crane,

Aww maaaan I thought something was a bit off with the Ron DeSantis I ordered on Wish…

Synnr,

What is this, an election for blobfish?

xc2215x,

I can see why.

gravitas_deficiency,

But seriously, only he nose the true reason.

Hazzia,

Who

dhork,

Isnt that the guy from Animal House, putting us all in Double Secret Probation?

Oh, that was Dean Wormer, my bad…

STOMPYI,

What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where’s the spirit? Where’s the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you’re gonna let it be the worst. “Ooh, we’re afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble.” Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I’m not gonna take this. Wormer, he’s a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer…

dhork,

Did you say this Primary is over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!..

STOMPYI,

Germans?

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Rich fuck in mn. His family makes booze.

distantsounds,

Ahh yes, as opposed to the all the other rich fucks on the ballot

STOMPYI, (edited )

Dear Abbys grandson who right after winning had insane volume and daily stock trades managed by some firm. I went to his town hall and tried to ask him to support congress ban on trading and all he did was kis babies and old vets.

distantsounds,

Is Biden or Trump gonna ban congress from trading? Which candidate will? I want to vote for that one.

SinningStromgald,

Could change the reporting requirement to 24hrs or something significanly less than 30-45 days. The juicy theories alone would fill all new hours in the 24hr new cycle.

squiblet,
squiblet avatar

Oh shit, I thought you meant someone else but he is Abby’s grandson? Huh. Interesting.

moody,

Most of them aren’t from MN

distantsounds,

Ope! lol

kescusay,
@kescusay@lemmy.world avatar

I know you’re joking, but in all seriousness every time I see or hear about this guy, I legitimately have to remind myself who the hell he is.

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