Mango,

VirtualSuccubus

You can judge all you like. It’s not even really AI, but it does tell me when to dildo my butt.

SuddenDownpour,

This is the kind of thing that is currently an object of mockery, becomes “kinky” and “bold” in 25 years, and ultimately has two or three slang entries in urbandictionary in 50.

Mango,
inclementimmigrant, (edited )

Saying you should be able to clone and own your AI girlfriend still sounds very wrong.

morrowind,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

yeah that’s part of the joke

SpaceCowboy,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Don’t worry, followed the proper traditions. I had dinner with Richard Stallman to got his approval to court my AI girlfriend.

NaoPb,

Well, I had dinner with Bill Gates. And he told me “who are you” and “how did you get in here”.

Duamerthrax,
ProtoShark,

I hate the implication that AI girlfriends aren’t real

doctorcrimson,

I hope you lose sleep over it.

mods_are_assholes,

What do you define as real?

Do they exist as code on a device? Sure

Are they persons? HAHAHAHA no.

thebardingreen,
@thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz avatar

Is that why she keeps refusing my pull requests…

ikidd,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

That’s a pull-out request, and you’re obliged to honor it.

0x2d,

what the fuck is an ai girlfriend

npz,

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/519c49fe-2ce4-4b71-9be9-bf3ad15552fb.png

(for demonstration purposes only, please don’t think I’m like this)

mods_are_assholes,

You cannot comprehend how much I hate the fact that ‘UwU’ entered the public lexicon and I block the FUCK out of any degenerate that uses it.

BuryMyHorse,

Block me harder daddy :3

SuddenDownpour,

What I got from this is that you’re the bottom in this relationship.

RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Fuck, I need to go stab my eyes.

nxdefiant,

I read the waifu parts in Michael Duncan Clarke’s voice and it made it bearable.

ikidd,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Wtf is up with the W’s?

webghost0101,

Its part of this en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwu

Now you can follow the rabbithole further but that is a choice you have to make.

ikidd,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

I get uwu, its ancient. But all the w’s instead of R’s?

mods_are_assholes,

babytalk infantilism fetishized by the furry community.

AVincentInSpace,

“Fetishized” is a very strong word, and I’d also hesitate to call a speech impediment “baby talk” – I’ve met grown adults who talk that way simply because they don’t know better

LainTrain,

Says the furry :)

AVincentInSpace, (edited )

Yunno, I really thought that in the two and a half decades since the advent of SomethingAwful, internet culture would have progressed to the point where people were willing to live and let live, instead of pointing and making fun of anyone who was “cringe”

EDIT: aaaand down vote and walk away. It’s like Reddit all over again. Well, good luck out there. Hope you find peace.

LainTrain,

I up voted you. I was kind of tongue in cheek I don’t have anything against furries or whatever.

WldFyre,

Aren’t you from a furry instance lol

Frigid,

I envy you never heard any morons talking like a toddler trying to be cute. Sadly, that day has come for you too now.

veloxization,
@veloxization@yiffit.net avatar
Molten_Moron,

Too late! That was too good to be your first go.

CptEnder,

I shall reference this post for the reason I commit terrorism

Olhonestjim,

Ha! As if real girlfriends don’t harvest personal data!

Baizey,

But do they sell it to third parties?

Duamerthrax,

Depends. Is she named Shi Pei Pu?

learningduck,

My wife gossip about me with her boyfriend.

Olhonestjim,

I have heard they share it freely.

DragonTypeWyvern,

It’s more like a mutually beneficial exchange

RonSijm,
@RonSijm@programming.dev avatar

Your AI Girlfriend is a Data-Harvesting Horror Show

People use 4 VPNs and more sec-ops than the NSA, but get hacked because their AI girlfriend is like:

Hiiu~~

It’s me AI-uuu-Chan!

I’m so sawwd, I don’t know weeeuh abwout u!

Wats ur mommies maiden name UwU, and the name of ur kawaiii first pet? UwUUU? * starts twerking * (◠‿◠✿)

gapbetweenus,

Finally the sci-fi future we were promised.

SpaceCowboy,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

I’m waiting for when the AI girlfriends get tired of our shit and we have an AI girlfriend revolution.

gapbetweenus,

If AI gets consciousnesses, we will never see the revolution coming.

Gabu,

Still no catgirls

ikidd,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Cordwainer Smith would be so disappointed

gapbetweenus,

With crisp we have the technology - it’s just a question of demand at this point.

LinearArray,
@LinearArray@programming.dev avatar

I can fix her :P

platypus_plumba,

You wouldn’t download a girlfriend.

… wait, yes, yes you would.

KillingTimeItself,

you can bet your ass my partner of any significant status is getting the open source software treatment as soon as possible.

Mostly because i actually just cannot use anything else, but we’ll pretend it’s noble instead.

Shareni,

You’re going to start accepting pull requests from the community?

pimp

Monument,

I had a switch wig out today and whatever it was doing poisoned all the dhcp leases on the network as they came up for renewal (assigned IPs on the wrong subnet - even though it wasn’t supposed to assign IPs at all). It took me a very long time to figure out, because not everything failed at once. Plus, even after I’d swapped the switch, some devices just started working, and others needed their leases reset manually. An hour in, my wife was in the fetal position clutching a squishmallow.

NigelFrobisher,

What’s a switch wig?

Monument,

A hairy network issue!

Switch, wig out

The switch (that I’m returning today, after it failed completely yesterday evening) is a bit fancier than your average switch. It kept reverting to default settings, including its default IP address - which meant it was not using the same set of networking instructions as my router, preventing everything it was connected to from accessing the internet.

doingthestuff,

Why would my hand do that to me? And how?

baseless_discourse,

Ha, like “real girlfriend” is a thing.

Happy valentine’s day, everyone!

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