onlooker,
@onlooker@lemmy.ml avatar

How did the author know the poster was in his 40s? Or was it just a guess?

abc123,

People like to creep through others' post history to try and find a basis for ad hominem attacks when their comment or argument isn't clever enough to stand on its own

Hawk,

Post history probably

hglman,

Who else is making sql injection attack jokes?

downdaemon,

this was a joke from xkcd

Denaton,

Yeah, it is a joke on xkdc and the joke is based on SQL injection, a type of database attack.

flashgnash,

I can't be the only one who thinks having a bot to go round pestering people for saying things like barmen is a little ridiculous right?

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Bots on reddit are just so universally annoying and most of them provide no value at all. Most of them should have been banned on sight anyways.

learningduck,

"most bots" leave auto summarize bot, reminder bot, repost detection bot about of that.

Idreamofcheesy,

And Gandolf bot.

Archpawn,

Flag waving bot and gif reverse bot come to mind. The value is just fun, but if fun isn’t valuable, what is?

porksoda,

I modded a niche outdoor community sub and I banned every bot that found its way there. Sorry, but we don't need a metric conversion bot nor a grammar correcting bot.

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, because the best part of reddit was the human interaction, and having bots proliferate everywhere just kills that entirely.

Beliriel,

The auto-tldr bot was/is pretty useful

Liempong_pagong,

Bad bot

Zelda,

Thank you for your feedback! This comment was totally unnecessary but come join us in r/botrank

eldoom,

There was one for a while that told you how many times you left a comment saying “nice.” It had a leaderboard and the top ones had done it some tens of thousands of times.

TrippyTortuga, (edited )

I got a similar reply from a mod account (I forget which subreddit) because I used the word “crazy.” Got linked to this list: autistichoya.com/…/ableist-words-and-terms-to-avo…

AnActualFossil,
AnActualFossil avatar

You did it again!

cranstonapple,

It’s called “differently sanitied”, you monster!

Liempong_pagong,

Alternate reality personality

flashgnash,

That's so dumb, I think you have to be going out of your way to get offended by the word crazy

dog,

dumb

omg your ableims is amazingly strong i bet u also like genocide and domestic violence omg

73rdnemesio,
@73rdnemesio@infosec.pub avatar

You think you can come on here and join the discussions without opposable thumbs!?

dog,

without opposable thumbs

omg this is so ableist against ppl who don't have opposable thumbs

i just so happen to have both thumbs on the same side what are you saying bro omg omg this is so ableistic

TechnoBabble,

That page has to be satire... right?

The whole "police your language, so there's no chance anyone could ever be offended" idea is such an oppressive path to a more equal society.

eldoom,

I mean I hope so? One of the top offensive terms was wheelchair bound…

SrEstegosaurio,

Isn’t that just a fact? Like, I get why words such as removed should be avoided due to it being an insult et all, but wheelchair bound? English is a funny language so I might be missing something.

Liempong_pagong,

They want to be called "wheeled individual " as being wheelchair bound denotes that they’re restricted /s

The_weapon_x,

That's a path to inequality, not equality. Trying to silence people because you don't like certain words is a bit of fascism in itself, which these people claim to be against.

GarbageShootAlt2,

Telling people not to use a word, whatever might be said about it being a good idea or not, is not fascism. “Fascism” is a specific social phenomenon that has emerged from the decay of capitalism as reactionary popular movements that seek to offload their poverty onto social minorities. “Taboo words” have existed for about as long as language has existed for an endless variety of reasons. Whether having some words be taboo is good or bad, calling it fascism is completely ridiculous.

GarbageShootAlt2,

It is a foolish path, but to call it “oppressive” is to tip your hand that you have no real notion of what oppression is if you’re worried about what amounts to a slightly different set of etiquette on a semi-anonymous internet forum.

hglman,

Blind to ____ / turn a blind eye to ____ / blinded by ignorance/bigotry/etc. / double-blind review Refers to Blind, low-vision, or sight-limited people. Often used as a metaphor. Consider instead: willfully ignorant, deliberately ignoring, turning their back on, overcome by prejudice, doubly anonymous, had every reason to know, feigned ignorance

Those alternatives dont mean the same thing.

Double Annoymous seems better

_comfortablyAverage_,

bruh this is the funniest shit I read today

CanadaPlus,

I love the profile icon.

_s10e,

They should have replied:

0 rows changed. OK.

Or:

BOT.EXE: Command not found

just to see if the other guy keeps trying.

cypherpunks,
@cypherpunks@lemmy.ml avatar

someone tell the bot author about xkcd

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

I'm pretty sure this exact XKCD was posted to Lemmy the other day and is most likely the reason this comment was made entirely.

dog,

it's a very very popular xkcd comic strip, much more in the programming community

because it's funny

get it? funny

i said a funny word ("funny")

Liempong_pagong,

Everyday we’re becoming reddit-like… so… success?

xavier666,

The bot roasted the guy

maniel,
@maniel@lemmy.ml avatar

it's just common joke, looks like dev got wooshed

CanadaPlus,

I think dev is pointing out how poorly it was applied here; the whoosh is you.

grue,

We are all whooshed on this blessed day.

maess,

Do you or do you not feel whooshed? Because you look whooshed.

bobbytables,

Nice! My mom used to do that.

Peef_Rimgar,

Kudos

larvyde,

do what? barmen?

maess,

Not just the barmen but the barwomen and barchildren, too.

cookiedoughdynamo,

No, bartenders.

HoornseBakfiets,

At this point attempting to talk with an insecure firebase connection would give more results

cin_tar,

By the way, Barmen is a city in Germany, in context to the original post

Original Post

Bruce,

And all those posts have 1 karma. These Gerpersons have some serious temper.

Jakylla,
@Jakylla@sh.itjust.works avatar

Don't know why he's so annoyed, maybe you didn't throw his database, but still something happened, I'm pretty sure...

flu,
flu avatar

I think #1 adequately represents the chance of nothing happening, which is pretty high all things considered.

agressivelyPassive,

No, it's just a pretty lame joke that got repeated like five million times.

Unfortunately our community breeds an extremely self-referential, repetitive humour that can get quite annoying. Like that one guy pissing his pants laughing because 42 hahahaha.

bitsplease,

Honestly it’s pretty rare for this sub to have genuinely good jokes

Most are just really forced jokes based around CS101 concepts shared by college students, most of the rest are the same few jokes told over and over like you said, and only a tiny proportion are genuinely clever programming jokes

akariii,

new inside joke just dropped

kronicmage,

A lot of these jokes are literally older than some of the people in my computer science program

gmtom,

Haha little Bobby tables 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yewb,

Igotthatreference.jpg

gadgetcookies,

I came here to pour one out for little Bobby tables!

Serdan,

We still have more jokes than anarchy chess, though

dylanTheDeveloper,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Sounds like someone needs to google en passant.

xyzinferno,

Holy hell

wupasscat,

New table just dropped

Sage_the_Lawyer,

Sounds like someone needs to google en passant.

AnonymousLlama,
AnonymousLlama avatar

That guys response is still only half as annoying as seeing continual bot spam, especially from useless pretentious ones that provide no value like this one

enitoni,
@enitoni@beehaw.org avatar

They should use parameterized queries, not sanitization.

3rdBlueWizard,

Technically, a parameterized query is just doing sanitization for you. Or does escaping not count as sanitizing?

Although nothing wrong with sanitizing yourself then using parameterized queries. Never know if the API has a bug.

nebula42,
@nebula42@lemmy.world avatar

Who tf even uses barmen I've never heard that before

xyzinferno,

Someone in this thread linked the original post, which was referring to a town called Barmen

maess,

Gertenders at it again

CaptainBlagbird,
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

Right, it's clearly pubdudes

quintinza,

You dropped a middle 'e' there...

st3ph3n,
st3ph3n avatar

It's the more common term in British English.

petriborg,

Anyone that has a production postgres deployment. For backups.

RamesesKnibs,
@RamesesKnibs@lemmy.world avatar

Little Barman Tables we call him

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