dgar, (edited )
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Escalators don’t break.

They just become stairs.

~ Mitch Hedberg

afl,
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@dgar
This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
Mitch Hedberg

cvwillegen,
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@dgar yeah, I've seen people being stuck on a broken escalator for hours though...

ryan2one3,
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@dgar sorry for the convenience.

HaruEb,

@dgar RIP Mitch

dgar,
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@HaruEb 😢

HaruEb,

@dgar He would want his jokes to live on! ✊

dgar,
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@HaruEb I like to think so.

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