This was supposed to be a simple, minimal demo app. All it was supposed to be doing was demonstrating how to access the video and sound registers in C. I got carried away. I got so carried away. I don't know how to say this without it sounding like a joke but I'm not really aware of time having passed over the last eight hours, I got consumed in bringing this Thing into the world. It's probably too complicated now to be accepted upstream as sample code. I regret nothing. It had to happen.