Crell,
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Eunakria,
@Eunakria@mastodon.online avatar

@Crell don't call me out like this

vitex,
@vitex@f.cz avatar

Someting for you @johnny 😈

magnetomancer,

@Crell
Some would call that Spaghetti Code.🤓

ArchivistSHD,

@Crell
How do you think they sell their finest trades to the highest bidders.

😎🏴‍☠️

fakeplastictree,

@Crell That's a good one, thanks for making me laugh on Monday morning.

dgoldgar,
minecraftchest1,
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@Crell
So true.

My rules for static html:

  1. You do not need to use javascript
  2. If you need to use javascript, refer to rule #1.
wilk,
@wilk@masto.bike avatar

@Crell pour faire croire qu'on a mis du JS dedans.

ollicle,
@ollicle@mastodon.social avatar

@Crell ”This is Betsy, she generates feature complete div buttons.”
“Let’s head downstairs where the loading spinners are pre-spun.”

tbaldauf,
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  • ArchivistSHD,

    @tbaldauf @Crell @boostmarks
    Don't blame them, blame the schools that are producing and still teaching age old java, by the millions.

    Nothing bad in teaching java. But, yea, what do they say about oversaturating a market ?

    aragubas,
    @aragubas@furry.engineer avatar

    @Crell so true

    tequt,

    @Crell I am very curious on what that machine is supposed to be

    pablopernot,
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    StOnSoftware,
    @StOnSoftware@mastodon.social avatar

    @Crell Fake! You can tell by the way they look like they are agreeing

    Powerfromspace1,
    @Powerfromspace1@mstdn.social avatar

    @Crell ha ha 😂😳

    jiinissi,

    @Crell and I'm the crazy fuck in my shed doing it with Rust and Yew.

    tetranomos,
    @tetranomos@mas.to avatar

    @Crell there is no such thing as "static HTML" in any way having anything to do with HTML except but that HTML was incidental in the production of what was already decidedly "static"

    Crell,
    @Crell@phpc.social avatar

    @tetranomos I have absolutely no clue what you just said. It made no sense at all.

    Static HTML is widely understood to mean "a .html file on disk that contains HTML markup, which you can serve without further modification." It can get there by ahead of time generation, hand-crafting, or a local WYSIWYG editor, among other methods.

    tetranomos,
    @tetranomos@mas.to avatar

    @Crell closing the semantic gap between the aesthetic and the logical involves refusing to conceive computation as static (and finite), which includes the parsing of html. the web's significance is in that hypothesizing resources explain not "what there is on the web" but rather "what there is". in an html document every "equals A" does something to "A" even if that something is hardly different from A. A goes into a loop. it has the look of a virus that is looked at.

    Crell,
    @Crell@phpc.social avatar

    @tetranomos Uh, yeah, you're just babbling incoherently now. Please stop.

    tetranomos,
    @tetranomos@mas.to avatar

    @Crell i'm not babbling incoherently, you're speaking from the wrong side of history. what i've explained follows from "curing the vulnerable parser"; i.e., "purposefully crafted data that leads to state corruption and compromise, aka unexpected computation".

    lukeharby,

    @Crell 😅

    dpnash,

    @Crell @thunderfist Lead developer (the one with an outstretched hand): “these are all the npm modules needed to make it work.”

    bossnass,

    @Crell I still use basic HTML on my website from 2002. It loads instantly, it has text and images. Every toads dream. It now has RSS and the world is at my fingertip. Such a joy. It works on all screens, from 720 to ultra wide. Every one is happy. It uses 10Kb of RAM and the CPU/GPU never complain. PS. I never understood JS.

    gauched,

    @Crell why why why dear god oh god do they take something so simple and make it so complex?

    notsle,
    @notsle@kzoo.to avatar

    @Crell based.

    Crell,
    @Crell@phpc.social avatar

    Oof. RIP my mentions on this one... :-)

    zappes,
    @zappes@mastodon.online avatar

    @Crell @tante I really love the image description.

    Bsan3,
    @Bsan3@techhub.social avatar

    @Crell lol.. how I feel everyday

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