jcrabapple,

Woke my wife up this morning...

Me: Time to get up sweetheart.

Her: why? It's Saturday.

Me: no, it's Thursday

Her: oh fuck

jimmyb,
@jimmyb@selfhosted.cafe avatar

@jcrabapple LOL 😂

rudiev,

@jcrabapple all too familiar with that scenario, except my wife waking me up 😆 “Don’t you have to be at work?”

og,

@jcrabapple oh nooooo

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