DJDarren,
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Bit late, but now in for the last 20 minutes of

I really didn't like this Nightcrawlers track at the time, and my attitude hasn't really changed. It's dull, but I get why it was popular.

DJDarren,
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All this satin is powerfully 1995.

DJDarren,
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Oh christ, love will build a bridge that Clapton can cross, which the army should then blow up.

DJDarren,
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Was this shit for Children In Need or something?

DJDarren,
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Old Slowhand there, doing a bit of public service to cover up the ol' Fast Racism.

DJDarren,
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Is this Keith Allen presenting? Can someone do a hate crime on him?

DJDarren,
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Always had a lot of time for Elton.

I once read something about him getting done over by his accountant, part of which was his being questioned over how much he spends on flowers. It was, apparently, excessive.

His response; "I like flowers".

Fair play Elton.

DJDarren,
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Listening to Chart Music podcast has led me to questioning some of the acts that got onto

And really, given that it's a show for teenagers, which of them were buying Scarlet?

Don't get me wrong, it's a decent pop track, but in a world where the likes of Alex Party and Nightcrawlers are climbing up mount pop, this seems awfully retrograde.

u0421793,

@DJDarren yeah but it wasn’t just one homogenous monolithic demographic, there were people lamenting what was in the charts these days, while buying older-targeted stuff the style of which older people five years prior were lamenting being in the charts, etc

DJDarren,
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@u0421793 Yes, true. I guess the people who missed the female-fronted power ballads of the '80s had the buying power by 1995.

DJDarren,
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Faith No More are one of those bands that other people love. I like what I've heard of theirs, but just never hooked into the records despite them ticking pretty much all of my boxes.

DJDarren,
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Seriously, what the fuck is going on with Keith Allen here?

Cocaine, mostly, I guess.

DJDarren,
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With this boring shit being number one, I can once again trot out my favourite fact; that Think Twice was written by the guy who wrote Making Your Mind Up for Bucks Fizz, and the singer from King Crimson.

DJDarren,
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Can someone clear out a cell at The Hague in preparation for the case I'm going to bring against Keith Allen?

DJDarren,
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Booyah! Back in safe hands with Ooh Gary Davies, the smooth camel of pop.

DJDarren,
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Fair play to Weird Al for lending his bass chops to this.

DJDarren,
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That's a splendidly voluminous jacket, Davies.

DJDarren,
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Ooh, just saw Arnee & The Terminators in the chart rundown there.

I was 14 when that came about, and was therefore stupid. I thought it was hilarious, and wondered why the song that came from Steve Wright's R1 show wasn't getting played on the local commercial station my mum listened to.

DJDarren,
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Banger. Solid. Gold. Banger.

That said, everyone knows the best version was by that choir boy in Romeo + Juliet.

DJDarren,
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This track is peak waltzers at the traveling funfair music, init.

DJDarren,
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REM were a tremendous band once they hit their peak radio-bothering pomp. I never could get into the earlier stuff, but from Green onwards there weren't many bands who could touch them.

DJDarren,
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Christ. I think my traumatised mind entirely blanked this version out. I have absolutely no recollection of it.

DJDarren,
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The rave scene completely passed me by. I skipped straight from the soundtrack to the first Ninja Turtles movie to Guns n' Roses, and really didn't get this stuff at all.

Fair play though, if you were mashed off your tits you'd probably think this was ace.

DJDarren,
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Every now and then I go off on a Scott Walker tip, and can think of little finer than driving along with the windows down, belting this out with as much gusto as I can muster.

This version's alright n'all.

DJDarren,
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PISS IN THE VALLEY, PISS IN THE CITY, PISS IN YOUR SOUL

DJDarren,
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We were firmly out of the Eighneties and hard into the Nineties proper by this point, weren't we?

DJDarren,
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Oh, Fish is Scottish? I'd never have known.

DJDarren,
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Without a hint of sarcasm, by far and away my favourite of those three breakers was Belinda Carlisle. And I love Ozzy.

DJDarren,
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Coincidence that this track from this movie is the number on this episode tonight, given the famous tree they filmed a scene next to was cut down yesterday.

Also, oblig. fucking hell, who the shit is still buying this?

DJDarren,
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I remember coming out of this in the cinema, declaring it to be the best film I'd ever seen.

I was a stupid child.

DJDarren,
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Fuckin' Bros, man.

Disappointingly, I've misplaced the screen grab I had of Matt Goss talking about the painting of his dog drinking a pint that he has hung on his wall.

girlabtvillage,
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@DJDarren so many cracking bits in that film "he was a rectangle and I was a rectangle and together we made a square, which is a fortress..."

DJDarren,
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@girlabtvillage I really disliked Bros at the time, but that film was wonderful.

DJDarren,
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Or it might have been Luke. I can never tell them apart.

DJDarren,
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Jean Michel Jarre here, casually committing a war crime.

DJDarren,
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That afro is approximately as wide as his lapels. A hairstyle that laughs in the face of physics.

DJDarren,
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Are those suits actually salmon pink, or is it the lighting/shitty video stock.

DJDarren,
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Who's the presenter on this one?

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  • DJDarren,
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    @blogmywiki Ah, thanks!

    DJDarren,
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    In this day and age, 'Silver Lady' just indicates that David Soul is really into granny porn.

    DJDarren,
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    The idea of a dance troupe to cover up the artist having no interest in performing live is such an odd concept in this day and age.

    This is a weird routine too. The lighting is suitably green though.

    DJDarren,
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    It's Shakin' Stardust.

    DJDarren,
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    This lad's played a few Butlins sets, hasn't he?

    DJDarren,
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    Fair play, this track's a fucking stomper.

    DJDarren,
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    They all look like they're wearing those cheap-ass Smiffys costumes you get in party shops.

    DJDarren,
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    I once saw David Essex in panto. My mum thought it was wonderful, I had no idea who he was.

    DJDarren,
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    Autocorrect nearly made this one "I once saw David Essex in pants".

    I would like to state that this is not true. He was naked.

    witewulf,

    @DJDarren I once saw Tony Hadley in pants (not a typo)

    He’s a big lad

    DJDarren,
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    witewulf,

    @DJDarren I could explain/give context, but why spoil a good anecdote 😀

    (He used to box, and is built like a brick shithouse)

    DJDarren,
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    An awful lot of girls got fingered while this was playing. Some of them no doubt by Dave himself.

    DJDarren,
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    The Stylistics living up to their name here.

    DJDarren,
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    The main singer here is pure 13 or 30 material.

    DJDarren,
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    I must confess, I do have a real tin ear for a good amount of disco. I feel much the same way for it as I did for much of the pop of the '90s.

    DJDarren,
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    Golden Earring - That one Dutch band.

    This tune fucks though, which makes up for it.

    DJDarren,
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    Bono nicked his shades game from the singer of Golden Earring, the fucking rotter.

    DJDarren,
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    Who did the baritone vocals on Way Down? Because he's great.

    DJDarren,
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    Giorgio is ace. His little turn on the last Daft Punk album is great.

    snaprails,

    @DJDarren Ed "Stewpot" Stewart. You may not remember him as he didn't feature in Yewtree.

    DJDarren,
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    @snaprails Or they didn't have enough on him...

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    DJDarren,
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    @Bez_Lightyear Good man.

    only_ohm,

    @DJDarren Saw it at the Odeon in Torquay with a chap called Monty. Seemed enjoyable enough.

    pdcawley,
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    @DJDarren I love it all. Document's magisterial, but Green's chock full of bangers too.

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    @dans You were top shit then. You should dig it out and get it back in rotation.

    witewulf,

    @DJDarren close, but no cigar (Crim geek here). Pete Sinfield was KC’s lyric writer (and lampy), not singer, and he wrote Land Of Make Believe for Bucks Fizz, not Making Your Mind Up. Greg Lake was KC’s singer when Sinfield was working with the band

    DJDarren,
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    @witewulf Sorry, yes, lyricist.

    But the track was co-written with Andy Hill, who definitely did write Making Your Mind Up.

    witewulf,

    @DJDarren fair point, well made 👍🏻

    girlabtvillage,
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    @DJDarren I feel like he doesn't need the white stuff to be completely insufferable

    DJDarren,
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    @girlabtvillage He's just so shit.

    But then, 14yo me would probably have thought that schtick was wonderful. I was a big fan of TFI Friday at that point.

    girlabtvillage,
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    @DJDarren so was I 😬

    Bez_Lightyear,
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    @DJDarren It's like a long forgotten T'Pau song or summat.

    DJDarren,
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    @Bez_Lightyear But without Decker's edge.

    girlabtvillage,
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    @DJDarren the other one - Comic Relief

    BlogOfThePops,

    @girlabtvillage @DJDarren It's all Comic In Need/Children Relief to me

    DJDarren,
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    @BlogOfThePops @girlabtvillage You can forgive my confusion, what with that turgid bollocks not being at all funny.

    Which, to be fair, puts it in line with a good chunk of Comic Relief I guess.

    BlogOfThePops,

    @DJDarren @girlabtvillage Perhaps appropriate that Comic Relief/Children In Need stopped being really good around this period...

    Ebly,
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    @DJDarren comic relief, but utterly forgettable

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