ArtBear, 5 months ago (edited 5 months ago)

#GriftmasCarols

Adolf the orange ex-president,
Started up a traitor coup riot,
Adolf the orange ex-president,
So sad! when he's not on the ballot.

All of the other dictators,
Like to laugh and call him names,
His pathetic fraud electors,
And his sad failed coup games.

Snowshadow, 5 months ago

@ArtBear

<Thunderous applause>
Well done, ArtBear
Take a bow.

ArtBear, 5 months ago

@Snowshadow
too kind!
🐻🏹

Snowshadow, 5 months ago

@ArtBear
Not a Bow 🏹
I meant a "Bow"🙇
Silly bear🤣

ArtBear, 5 months ago

@Snowshadow
I dunno
🐻 with a 🏹
sound awesome!

Snowshadow, 5 months ago

@ArtBear

but a bear and a bow and arrow...😲 could lead to 😭 !

ArtBear, 5 months ago

@Snowshadow
What if I promise not to use the bow while driving my Jetski?

Snowshadow, 5 months ago

@ArtBear
LOL. 😂
Wait.🤔 😲 What no life-jacket?

ArtBear, 5 months ago

@Snowshadow
That's a nuh uh on the life jacket.

It's a whole routine to get the strapline marks out of my fur.

A bear pole dancing.

ArtBear, 5 months ago

More #GriftmasCarols fun with SO,

Treck the malls with an overfull trolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Tis the season, spend your lolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

'Don't say gay' on fake combat apparel,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Trolled with constant Giftmas carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

ArtBear, 5 months ago

Particularly good #GritftmasCarols entry from SO,

We wish you a merry Giftmas,
We coerce you for shiny Griftmas,
We demand you to have no Thriftmas,
And a bankrupt new year!

Expensive gadgets we bring,
Fun for you and your kin,
😇Donate to local foodbanks...
🤔🎁🔕💭
Fuck that, maybe next year 🙏

ArtBear, 5 months ago

Uhm ... entering my mildly prescient thread from earlier. It's too late for me, goodnight Fedi.
#MisheardChristmasCarolLyrics
#HashtagGames
#HashtagGame
https://mastodonapp.uk/@ArtBear/111619841746800003

Andii, 5 months ago

@ArtBear
*Griftmas ?

ArtBear, 5 months ago

@Andii
Griftmas is just my silly word for being pressured everywhere to overspend this season. Often on things we don't really want, let alone need.

Andii, 5 months ago

@ArtBear
I thought as much: I like it.
You'd put "giftmas" and I thought there perhaps could be an 'r' to insert...

ArtBear, 5 months ago

@Andii
Yes was riffing today on giftmas griftmas etc with my SO, we were having fun, and I decided to share with you lot 😀