My new favourite thing is the ridiculousness that is men's underwear commercials. I'm looking at ordering some new skivvies online, and man, the unintended hilarity is top notch.
I'll wake up in the morning and grab a new pair of boxers from the stack of them atop my night stand (where everyone keeps their underwear).
Once in only those, I'll barely perch, leaning awkwardly back, at the top corner of my bed, flipping through a magazine. As one does.
Then I'll stand in my underwear in the walled in, very corner of my bedroom sipping my coffee
As one does.
There's another ad I haven't watched yet but it starts off with a guy standing in just his briefs at the bay window of his home.
Just sipping my coffee in my underwear, in plain view, watching the world go by.
So natural!
If I had the nerve, I'd do the same one day before my wife got up, so she'd see me just standing in my underwear at the wide open front window.
@reay
We don't watch TV so I don't see commercials and don't seek them out online but that sound ridiculous. I do listen to several YouTube channels that advertise a brand of men's underwear called "Sheath" with separate pockets for all your parts. It sounds like a lot of extra work to me.
@That_One_Guy
Yeah, it was a total accident. Just scrolling down some underwear options, and this ad started auto-playing, and once I saw the night stand thing, I couldn't not watch the rest.
You want to hype your awesome undies, go for it. But at least make the imagery plausible.
I've heard of Sheath.
And yeah. Honestly, boxer briefs have been fine for me for decades. I don't need new areas to accommodate things that aren't already accounted for, thanks.
@Ve3ldj@mpjgregoire I’m trying some Gildan underwear for starters. They used to make fantastic t-shirts — with some band shirts I bought made on that brand, they never shrunk and took literal decades of wear to fade — and the underwear was highly rated, so I figured I’d give them a shot.
Bit of initial itching at the back thigh at the bottom seam on some of the pairs in the package, but with just one washing that seems gone.
So far, so good.
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