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That_One_Guy

@That_One_Guy@mastodon.world

A husband & father of one girl (12) located in the southern St. Louis, Missouri area • Insomniac • Mild OCD • Late Gen X • Full-time CAD/CAM Programmer • Started as a CNC Machinist • Technology Enthusiast • Nature/Wildlife Conservation • A Friend to Animals • More Than Mildly Sarcastic • Dad Jokes Possible • A fan of The Simpsons • Amateur Photographer

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That_One_Guy, to TeslaMotors
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This is a follow-up post to my previous one about 1,000 or so Tesla, many Cybertrucks included, being abandoned behind the old Chesterfield Mall. Below is my 1st post and the 2nd an article talking about the Tesla being stored behind the old mall. Apparently they're running out of room to stick them.

https://mastodon.world/@That_One_Guy/112344863774427567

https://jalopnik.com/tesla-is-running-out-of-room-to-store-unsold-cars-1851473377

That_One_Guy, to animals
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Two well-dressed bandits have taken over the dog bed.

That_One_Guy, to Sleeping
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I'm running so slow this morning I'm adding coffee to my coffee instead of cream. ☕️😜

Happy Monday everyone!

That_One_Guy, to random
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Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there! May your brunch be delicious and the foot massage later relaxing. (Maybe that describes my wife's day, but you get the idea.) 😉

Have a great day moms and everyone else! 💐🙂

Mrfunkedude, to random
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You don’t want to know what your mother did to be able to celebrate this holiday.

That_One_Guy,
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@Mrfunkedude
I don't know, there was no father, I was just born.

Young Anakin Skywalker gif

That_One_Guy, to animals
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Just a couple of cute, cuddling cats for your Caturday dopamine fix.

purplepadma, to random
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I’ve got sunscreen on, I smell of holidays

That_One_Guy,
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@purplepadma
Sounds nice and sunny.

I'm wearing a new cologne by Dior, it's has citrus undertones.

That_One_Guy, to animals
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My local paper is having a pet photo contest, but it's only open to people 50 and older. All my models are not happy about it.

That_One_Guy, to animals
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A blanket waiting to be washed created a whole day for the cats.

Oreo looks so nonchalant with his paws crossed.

#WhiskersWednesday #CatsOfMastodon

Two tuxedo cats laying on a gray blanket. Oreo is stretching out and Penguin is snuggling him.

That_One_Guy, to random
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Good morning all, it's Hump Day! In 15 minutes, I have a meeting with HR and management regarding my yearly review. After being tipped off to it's contents I'm not thrilled, to say the least. I was hoping for a slightly bigger bump in salary given extenuating circumstances here, but apparently that won't be the case. So I'm going to start exploring my options, to bad retirement isn't one... 🤔

Have a great day everybody! 🙂

That_One_Guy,
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@mikako6
Thanks. 🙂 The big lottery is the dream! My wife plays when the pot is large.

I probably sound selfish, I'm getting a raise, just not as much as I hoped for.

purplepadma, to random
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I really just want to go back to bed but Tom won’t let me. He wants me to put on some more summery clothes, apply sunscreen, and pot up some plants in the sunshine. My body and brain are not keen

That_One_Guy,
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@purplepadma
Tom might be on to something, you should give it a chance. It's been nothing but rain here so summer clothes and gardening would be grand.

That_One_Guy, to animals
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Pixie and the Manx, Pixie and the Manx. One is tail-less the other's insane! 🤪

Hope everyone is having a good Sunday! My daughter and I are off to watch "The Phantom Menace" at 2:30 in the theater for the 25th anniversary.

That_One_Guy, to random
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Good morning, TGIF! How's everyone today? I worked 4 days this week, but it felt like 6. After taking off Wednesday, I worked 11 hours on Thursday to fix everything. I'm ready for the weekend! We have a nephew's birthday Saturday, that's about it though.

Have a good Friday! May it be quick and painless for the working stiffs out there. 🙃

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I really need to find a better way to stop writing this post.

That_One_Guy,
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@Mrfunkedude
Spark a bowl

That_One_Guy,
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@Mrfunkedude
My whole day off has kinda been a haze.

purplepadma, to random
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This has been a complete waste of a day. Even when I’m not in acute emotional pain, I’m just existing, just trying to stay alive long enough for the cycle to come around and my mood to lift. Feels so pointless to achieve nothing but just about being alive.

That_One_Guy,
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@purplepadma
I stopped by my local dispensary, asked the desk girl how she was doing, great she said, how about you? I replied I'm alive to which she said that's better than the alternative. Some days that's the best I can do...

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Sometimes you have to choose the lesser of two Weevils.

That_One_Guy,
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@Mrfunkedude
I heard that in a movie once, I'm trying to remember the name. It had Russell Crowe.

That_One_Guy, to animals
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My day off so far has been doing nothing and playing Xbox with the dogs.

That_One_Guy, to random
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Hello everyone! It feels like forever since I've been on. Work has been chaos, and life in general is very busy. I just had a great call with sales, at least on my end. After spending a lot of time fixing a file for someone, their customer came back with a new file, and she said, "I'm sorry, but you're going to have to fix it." To which I said, "I'm sorry, but I'm off work tomorrow, so find someone else to fix it."

Maybe you had to be there, but it felt good.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I’m too tired to post this. Can you do it for me please?

Thanks.

That_One_Guy,
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@Mrfunkedude
I'm not tired but don't have much to say. The pending doom of work tomorrow doesn't help.

That_One_Guy, to animals
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Mr Minx is a great pillow, or at least Penguin thinks he is. 🙃

That_One_Guy, to animals
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Hello everyone, happy Hump Day! It's been a long week for me and it's not over. Work is a real downer lately... On a positive note I got my wife a new phone to replace her old S21 and apparently it works well. Besides that I'm ready for the weekend.

Have a good evening!

purplepadma, to random
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I’m feeling needy and my cat is currently uninterested in me. You know how some people say their cats “just know” when they are sad and give them attention, like a little nurse? Yeah, not Miss Cinnamon

That_One_Guy,
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@purplepadma
I have Pixie the bullypit mix for that. Cats can be standoffish but Pixie the dog always picks up when I'm down or sick and comes in for a cuddle.

That_One_Guy, to random
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Good morning all, it's Monday again. 😒 I don't know about everyone else, but I didn't want to get out of bed this morning. A busy weekend sapped the energy right out of me. A few cups of coffee should keep me vertical at a minimum. ☕️ My new office chair does go all the way back for a good nap if necessary. 😴

Have a good Monday! May it be quick and painless. 🙏🏻

A gif of a cat slowly covering its eyes. The caption reads, "Oh hell, it's Monday."

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