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That_One_Guy

@That_One_Guy@mastodon.world

A husband & father of one girl (12) located in the southern St. Louis, Missouri area • Insomniac • Mild OCD • Late Gen X • Full-time CAD/CAM Programmer • Started as a CNC Machinist • Technology Enthusiast • Nature/Wildlife Conservation • A Friend to Animals • More Than Mildly Sarcastic • Dad Jokes Possible • A fan of The Simpsons • Amateur Photographer

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That_One_Guy, to random
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@Mrfunkedude I need you to work on getting Mondays canceled. They are a menace and not good for anything. As the mayor of Mastodon, I feel like you should have the power.

I have the power gif of He-Man.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I can’t tell you how fun it is to do laundry.

Really. I can’t tell you.

That_One_Guy,
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@Mrfunkedude
I feel the same way about a lot of things. Most of my M-F for example...

That_One_Guy, to random
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It took me almost 1.5 hours to cut and trim the front and back lawn. It didn't help that it's 90°F(32°C), I was hot halfway through the back. Now it's time to relax with a cocktail.

Have a good evening friends!

#today

Peter Griffin cutting grass and blowing it all over Joe's house.

That_One_Guy, to animals
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FedEx came by and delivered this box from Chewy. Its chances of surviving today are slim... ☠️

Good morning everyone! Hopefully it's a nice and peaceful Sunday for all of us. 🙂

Mr Minx, a large black and white Manx tuxedo cat, is helping Oreo destroy a cardboard box from Chewy.

That_One_Guy, to random
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Our daughter made it 3.5 years without breaking or bricking her 1st cellphone, so we got her a new one today. I'm in the middle of setting it up, and it's probably the most time she's spent with me in months.

I guess I'm lame or something...

#ProudDad #newphone

That_One_Guy, to random
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I'm heading to the Pan Asian market for hot pot supplies. If anyone needs rice noodles, bok choi, Thai sweet chili sauce, or a live eel, let me know.

That_One_Guy,
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@Mrfunkedude
I know, I didn't have a hot pot one but I'm actually doing both.

purplepadma, to random
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I really wish my mum was coming to my party, but when I discussed my plans with her, she said it sounded “horrendous” 🙃 You’d think she might have put her reservations aside as it’s my 50th but nope. She’s never been very great at putting me first, tbh.

That_One_Guy,
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@purplepadma
I'm sorry to hear that. The party as described earlier this week sounded awesome!

Reminds me of Melissa's mom. She has a headache anytime family events are happening.

That_One_Guy, to animals
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Here's how my Caturday is going. How about yours?

I'm just happy it's the weekend. I'm going to use my new EGO mower and start drafting plans of our catio.

Have a wonderful Saturday my friends!

That_One_Guy,
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@KissAnne
Sounds nice!

That_One_Guy, to random
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Good morning all, TGIF! 🙂 How's it going today? I'm doing fine and waiting patiently for the weekend. My plan is to do nothing but I'm sure my wife will work me like a rented mule. 🫏 My boss reminded me it's my 16th anniversary here at work today. Time has really passed by quickly as I've toiled away.

Have a great day! Hopefully, if you're working, it flies by.

#goodmorning #TGIF #today

An orangutan dancing with the caption Good morning, it's Friday.

Callalily, to random
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So I picked up my blood pressure medication. There's no instructions on the best time to take it. I just want to make sure I take this correctly.

That_One_Guy,
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@Callalily
I take two different ones, and the morning was when I was told by my pharmacist and cardiologist. I take amlodipine besylate & losartan potassium. Not sure if that helps as there's tons of BP medications.

That_One_Guy, to HomeImprovement
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Good morning friends, happy Friday Eve! The roofers showed up at 6 AM to park their dumpster. It coincided with my morning routine, so that threw me off. I was mid business when all three dogs started barking bloody murder, and it literally scared the shit out of me. 🤦🏼 It looks like they have over 2/3 of the tear off of the old shingles done! 🥳 I'll be happy when it's over.

Have a wonderful Thursday everyone! The weekend can't come soon enough...

Callalily, to random
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My daughter has joined Mastodon. She's @Jess_M

That_One_Guy,
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@Callalily
I think that might have been teasing... 😉

I'm always glad when someone new joins. Pictures of different places and pets are always welcome.
@Mrfunkedude @Jess_M

That_One_Guy, to animals
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Stray cat in last December, lap cat today. Penguin has made quite the life for herself here in a short time.

#CatsOfMastodon #WhiskersWednesday

That_One_Guy, to dadjokes
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A mole family was foraging for food one day and came upon a garden.

Papa mole popped up and said, "I smell peas." 🫛

Mama mole popped up next to him and said, "I smell carrots." 🥕

Baby mole, who was too short and couldn't quite get up said, "Well, all I smell is molasses." 😁

18+ Mrfunkedude, to random
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Gonna have Pasta and tomato sauce with ground beef, sausage and a TON of mushrooms for dinner tonight.

I should start packing the bowl now.

That_One_Guy,
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@Mrfunkedude
Im currently 3 deep and feeling philosophical. I should probably have another to put a stop to that.

That_One_Guy, to random
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Good morning everyone! It's Monday, and I'm not thrilled about it, but there's nothing I can do about it. We're expecting an eclipse later today in St Louis, an estimated 90% coverage. Full totality is south of us. Work is letting us go outside for most of it. Hopefully the world doesn't end or something. 😉

I hope you all have a good day! Enjoy the eclipse if you have the ability.

That_One_Guy, to animals
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I find cats' eyes fascinating. Lots of depth and layers, the venomous snake slit pupils are probably my favorite part.

I've been looking at the sky
'Cause it's gettin' me high
Forget the hearse 'cause I never die
I got nine lives
Cat's eyes
Abusin' every one of them and running wild

"Back in Black" - AC/DC

#CatsOfMastodon #nowlistening #ACDC

purplepadma, to random
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Clean hair! 😍

That_One_Guy,
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@purplepadma
Yay! I polished my scalp if that counts. 🤦

That_One_Guy, to random
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Hello everyone, it's been a productive morning. I cut the backyard with the new EGO mower and ran the trimmer. After I had spent an hour with my 100+ year old double-sided ax I inherited chopping roots out of the ground. They definitely don't make them like they used to. Then I sharpened the ax when I was done. You never know when a tree will need chopped or a Viking raid completed. 😉

Have a wonderful Sunday! Hopefully something interesting or fun happens.

#today #Sunday #goodafternoon #EGO

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I'm gonna start calling bands by wrong names that make sense.

"I was just listening to "Ozzy and the Sabbaths"

That_One_Guy,
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@Mrfunkedude
I prefer Bob Saget and the Gold Ammunition Ensemble.

That_One_Guy, to animals
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Mr Minx knows two things very well: Caturday laziness and over indulgence.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I fucking hate whatever company built these condos. Every time I’ve had to replace a fixture, like a sink faucet, a microwave, a window, etc., it’s always been a huge pain in the ass because they pulled some kind of stupid shortcut to install shit.

I’ve been trying to replace the toilet fill valve, but I’ve been stuck for the last 3 hours trying to remove the bolt underneath the porcelain where it connects to the tank. It’s almost like it’s super glued in. It will not turn.

Fucking hell.

That_One_Guy,
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@Mrfunkedude
Since you are replacing those pieces try breaking them if you feel comfortable. I once cut the plastic lock washer off with a dremel.

That_One_Guy,
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@Mrfunkedude
You mentioned super glue but I wonder if some idiot didn't use pipe cement or wrap Teflon tape around it. Good luck sir!

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