johncarlosbaez, (edited )
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My mom grew up in rural Michigan in the 1940s, when almost everyone was a churchgoer and people used lots of euphemisms when swearing. So instead of the exclamation "God!" they'd say "gosh!" Instead of "hell!" they'd say "heck!" And though the exclamation "holy Moses!" isn't taking the Lord's name in vain, even that sometimes got watered down to "holy moly!"

So I loved this joke:

Q: What happens to people who don't believe in gosh?
A: They go to heck.

But yesterday something else happened to remind me of all this. A computer science student whose native language is not English wrote that they were going to a "heckathon". That's a great name for a hellishly hectic programming event!

dpnash,
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@johncarlosbaez >Q: What happens to people who don't believe in gosh? A: They go to heck.

Heck is full of all the people who have been darned for all eternity.

hosford42,
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@dpnash @johncarlosbaez Dog gone it, that's freaking funny.

dpnash,
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@hosford42 @johncarlosbaez Yes, heck is also full of the doggone and the dadgummed.

johncarlosbaez,
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@dpnash - Heck, like a used clothing store, is full of the darned.

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weekend_editor,
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@johncarlosbaez

And you're SURE they weren't attending a prolonged ceremony for Heka, the Egyptian deity of magic & medicine?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heka_(god)

codyroux,
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@johncarlosbaez "Gosh and his son, Jeepers" was a joke I enjoyed on Kimmy Schmidt q

johncarlosbaez,
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@codyroux - ah yes, "jeepers"! I'd forgotten the origin of that, though my dad used to sing the refrain of the song "jeepers creepers, where'd you get those peepers?", just because it's so silly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_jbphUkvrM

codyroux,
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@johncarlosbaez there's an iconic far side strip, which I had a hard time getting before hearing that song...

johncarlosbaez,
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@codyroux - heh, I hadn't seen that cartoon. It's isomorphic to this one:

dpnash,
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@johncarlosbaez @codyroux Bad, bad Gary Larson! Einstein was a very good physicist. He'd have never written down mc^7 or mc^5 (etc....) because they utterly fail simple dimensional analysis.

johncarlosbaez,
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@dpnash - Yes, it's a naughty joke. Btw, work on electrons done by some serious physicists before Einstein showed that they obey

𝐸 = ¾𝑚𝑐²

and it took a while to figure out the error! Details here:

https://johncarlosbaez.wordpress.com/2016/09/12/struggles-with-the-continuum-part-3/

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