jamesthomson,
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Idle thought of the day, does the electronic reference “The Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy" come with a calculator pre-installed?

kfury,
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@jamesthomson The Guide Mark II is a sentient supercomputer so it, at least, can presumably do maths.

Pyroali,

@jamesthomson Yes, but only as an Easter egg on the entry for ‘The Answer’

adameccles,

@jamesthomson of course, it runs Bistromathics!

marinaepelman,
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@jamesthomson is the improbability engine essentially Dice by PCalc?

jamesthomson,
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@marinaepelman Yes! It is powered by tea.

imalcolm,
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@jamesthomson @marinaepelman
And for those who wrestled with the interactive fiction version, it’s powered by tea and no tea simultaneously.

marcintosh,
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@jamesthomson Yes, but the answer is always zero because any finite number divided by infinity is zero.

d,
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@jamesthomson When it crashes, does it have a kernel don't panic?

jamesthomson,
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@d Oh no!

tarrkid,
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@jamesthomson I think yes, and it reads the results in Peter Jones’s voice.

juandesant,
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@jamesthomson a non-publicized feature of the guide is that it has an embedded infinite probability drive. The right page and calculation results open for the reader.

craiggrannell,
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@jamesthomson Yes, but it only has the keys 6, x, 7 and =

bigzaphod,
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@jamesthomson installing one would be mostly harmless.

dharrison,

@bigzaphod @jamesthomson Well, of any of us, you'd know.

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