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@bananabob My cunning plan is foiled 😦 Funnily enough, I had run-in with a beagle last week, arriving back from a Pacific holiday. The beagle must have smelt the lingering whiff of prior packed lunches but, after checks, their human let me proceed. This was after a somewhat more concerning moment a few hours prior when, while going through security at Nouméa, I swabbed positive for 'Explosifs!'. After a brief and intimate encounter, I was waved on my way with a '*Pas problème, Monsieur'. *

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