LeviKornelsen,
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When the Immortal Necromancers took over, things in the kingdom actually improved quite a lot. There's something to be said for a government that really thinks long-term, and genuinely wants a large, healthy populace.

Funerals changed, obviously, but less than you'd think. And the free daily milk rations "for healthy teeth and bones!" are admittedly a bit transparent, but hey.

BrianBinh,
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@LeviKornelsen "I'm a 6th generation dairy farmer & my family's lives have only improved under the Undying & not only due to their generous milk subsidies. Now that all the strenuous & tedious work is done by my great-, great-great-, & great-great-great-grandparents' skeletons, my parents & grandparents are still vigorous & strong. Grandpa is 75 but never complained of a sore back or knees until he started building a treadmill powered butter churn to operate for us when he becomes a zombie."

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