I just read the most ridiculous book. Allegedly a Regency Romance, but there was little to distinguish it as Regency (except multiple mentions of most young ladies wearing pastel shades but the Heroine doesn't) & almost a catalogue of Things Which Wouldn't Have Happened - including a ball that finished so early the heroine was able to sneak out later at midnight (!)
Oh, and the main sex scene was so boring I just scrolled through several pages.
