newt, 2 months ago

Or maybe my taste in women was always fucked up, because the one before her was also tall, wore pants and tank-tops, and kicked a lot of ass.

sim, 2 months ago

@newt Was there another woman like this in your life? Starting to notice a pattern here.

newt, 2 months ago

@sim haha i'm tall, average girl is tiny in comparison. The picture IS NOT a relationship goal for me.

sim, 2 months ago

@newt Good point. That doesn't look like a relationship goal for me either. It must be hard to kiss while standing.

newt, 2 months ago

@sim speaking from experience, it's borderline impossible.

Also, my monkey-lizard brain just refuses to see someone a foot shorter and 30kg lighter than myself as equal. It sees these people as children.

sim, 2 months ago

@newt Not going to be affection fun time then. Can't easily be surprise kissed as the guy.

Haha. I suppose in comparison they would be akin to that. No wonder the protect vibes come in.

newt, 2 months ago

@sim yes, except I don't have sex with children. Therefore I'm not really interested in most girls.

This meme, this is what most girls really look like from up here. I'm an inch shorter than the guy.