Bridgemakes,
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I can't decide if the first guy to tame a wolf was a badass or a psychopath.

I mean on the one hand it would be cool rolling up to the rest of the tribe with this apex predator that you made friends with and called dog.

In the other hand who looked at fucking wild wolf, the sort of thing that would have been eating humans if it got the chance, and said "I will make you a friend."

mikey,
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@Bridgemakes Must. Resist. Going into nerdy details of dog evolution. Don't. Ruin. Joke.

Bridgemakes,
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@mikey well, thanks for the restraint. My zoology degree isn't good for much these days beyond identifying the birds I hear and nerdy animal facts.

mikey,
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@Bridgemakes I know you know. And you know I know you know. But evolution is a fun weird topic to nerd out about. I'm just acknowledging the elephant in the room, and continuing on my way.

Bridgemakes,
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@mikey I know you know I know you Know but what my question presupposes is maybe dogs don't?

mikey,
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@Bridgemakes I don't suppose they do. But do they know they don't?

Bridgemakes,
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@mikey and while we're on the subject, what do dogs, or any animals think elevators are? Do they realise they are in a little room that moves or do they think the doors shut then reopen and the world has changed?

mikey,
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@Bridgemakes I have to believe at least the mammals with the ear bones to detect the movements have pieced together the the elevator mystery. My question is, regardless of whether they think it moved or the world changed, do they think it happened because their owner is a magician?

Bridgemakes,
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@mikey we hu'mans can turn night into day, summon forth fresh water springs from metal, produce food from seemingly nowhere and make the poop disappear.

To them we are as gods.

To cats we are as gods who live to serve them.

Anneheathen,
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@mikey @Bridgemakes all I can say is that our dog thinks the TV is another window. If a dog or horse appears on it, she goes to the window next to the TV to see if they are still walking out there. disappointed every time!

mikey,
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@Anneheathen @Bridgemakes Maybe just one time you should stream the same show in both rooms on a slight delay. Just so she can get the edification of having successfully chased the other dog from room to room...

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