vlrny,
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Today's victory is getting all my biweekly meds sorted.

It took three hours, many cups of tea, two naps, snacks, and one small meltdown, but...

NAILED IT!
finger snaps

vlrny,
@vlrny@disabled.social avatar

The next event: Boil Eggs for Dinner, is not going as well.

Puts pan on stove.
Notices there is no water.
Fill pan with water, put back on stove.
Checks on pan of water.
Realize I haven't put any eggs in.
🤦‍♀️

WearsHats,
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@vlrny I discovered a while back that, while a watched pot never boils, it's even slower if you forget to turn the heat on.

david_megginson,
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@vlrny Maybe your inner vegan is fighting you. 🤷‍♂️

vlrny,
@vlrny@disabled.social avatar

@david_megginson inner demons AND inner vegans?! I'm fucked. 😮

blindbat84,

@vlrny Honestly the trick my mom has always done is put the pan of water on, bring it to a boil, put the eggs in then, then cover, turn off the heat and let sit for ten minutes. Perfect eggs every time if yo uwant hard boiled anyway.

vlrny,
@vlrny@disabled.social avatar

Related:

In the spirit of eating vegetables, I put raw cauliflower in the toaster oven qnd now the kitchen smells like hot farts. 😃

wordsmith,
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@vlrny This reminds me of the leek incident. I think my neighbour may never accept my cooking ever again. I don't think I blame them.

vlrny,
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@wordsmith 😆
I would buy a whole book titled "The Leek Incident."

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