My local MP, Harriet Baldwin, has been awarded a damehood. However, I shall continue to afford her the same level of respect I always have, and in the unlikely event of her knocking on my door I shall take even more pleasure in telling her to F off.
It's not clear what she's received the honour for. Probably, always voting as instructed by the whips, reliably smiling when having her photo taken in front of things she's claiming credit for (regardless of the validity), and holding onto a safe seat during difficult times.
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