emily,
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it's time for my annual hardware review, in which I iterate through all the categories of devices I really want to give people money for, and see if anyone has made one yet that fulfills my fairly short requirements lists:

  • non-Android non-iOS smartphone that can be bought with the expectation of using it as a handheld communication device and not an OS beta testing device
  • non-cloud robot lawnmower that can handle a nontrivially-sized, US-typical lawn, and is not comically expensive
  • stretch goal (I don't actively want them for any particular reason but I want them to exist and would play with one given the chance): AR/VR devices that are just displays and input devices and not a whole Ecosystem

you may notice I use "non" and "not" a lot in these descriptions. this is because my technology requirements really are largely gathered by looking at things and going "ugh, not that"

emily,
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things robot lawnmower reviewers care about:

  • did the reviewer like the app
  • making stripes on your lawn
  • avoiding children

things I care about:

  • please do not make me use an app
  • making the grass shorter
  • scaring children away

happy to mod the last one in myself by drawing a scary face on it, if they give me an appropriately large surface to do so on

emily,
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sentences I have found in ebay item listings:

> Get ready to have a perfectly manicured lawn without mentioning its condition in your item description.

emily,
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phones: currently not looking good.

Ubuntu Touch does not support VoLTE, which makes it basically unusable in the US.

PostmarketOS doesn't have a single phone in their compatibility page with fully working camera support.

Purism looks promising from their website but probably moderately janky in practice. I noped away from it when I saw people talking on forums about how to make the phone wake up from sleep on incoming calls.

emily,
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also found this invest-in-startups thing via Purism using them, which says I should consider investing in wine or art (https://www.startengine.com/blog/collectibles/)

I don't know why I find this so funny

emily,
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(at least part of it is because of the mental image of a rich person waking up with a hangover and then panicing because they drank all their Investment Wine last night)

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