It’s easier to make a baby than it is to make a cake.
-Harold, a character in a book by that name, by Steven Wright.
It’s like reading a standup routine by Wright, presented by an average 3rd-grader, growing up in the 60s.
If you like Steven Wright, I invite you to try this book. It’s hard not to hear it in Steven’s voice, but that’s on me. #bookstadon
I guess animals are into bestiality?
-Harold again. But what 3rd-grader knows about bestiality?
