Last night, I had a mildly annoying problem: a muscle started twitching automatically.
It was my left butt cheek.
Twitch.
Twitch.
Rumba, rumba, rumba, rumba.
While the rest of me tried to sleep. my left cheek was dancing and shaking.
Does anyone want a left butt cheek who wants to party? I'm willing to trade...
[FYI: I've had this before: it means that I'm not getting enough potassium in my diet. I've taken some potassium, and my butt is better. But the image of a dancing butt cheek was too funny NOT to share.]
