lilithsaintcrow, 
Me: loading dishwasher, minding my own business, bothering nobody
The Muse: "YOU WILL PUT UNICORNS IN THE PORTAL FANTASY. CRANKY ONES."
Me: "...I what now?"
The Muse: "BUT ONLY AT NIGHT."
Me: "But--"
The Muse: "THAT IS ALL."
...I don't even know, but I'm not gonna disobey.