jonny,
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The emerging field of Beethoven's Hair Studies is the only field where I try to keep up with the literature: https://doi.org/10.1093/clinchem/hvae054

jonny,
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I just think its neat they have a bunch of his hair. Like why do you have that its very weird.

jonny,
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When I die everyone can take a chunk of my hair it will be free. Sick ppl get my organs and then everyone else can go hogwild on the rest of my husk

jonny,
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In my will I will specify that someone has to make a xylophone out of my ribcage because that seems like an important part of skeleton culture and I want to fit in

GeePawHill,
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jonny,
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@GeePawHill
That sounds like a nice party

AccordionBruce,
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jonny,
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@AccordionBruce
@GeePawHill
That is actually very sweet and not at all as weird as I thought the Victorians would be with that

jonny,
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Shortly before I go I will encrypt all my DNA so none of you jokers try and clone me as a joke because you know how much I would hate that and how endearing I find it when people go very far out of their way to spite me for no reason

jonny,
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As I have said many times for many years, the only form in which my personhood may be digitized is as a free textbook SEO scam PDF. Dont disrupt my haunting of various grammatical constructs, songs, and interstitial spaces for anything less

jonny,
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Trying to use any of my withered rind for personal gain will result in a full blown haunting unless it is a wicked good scam of some kind

jonny,
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My schtick as a ghost will be to haunt all the things that people dont think can be haunted or have no significance at all. Like you'll be taking off on a flight and ill pop out like "boo haha im the ghost of this exact altitude"

jonny,
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I think I want to be a good ghost like finding me unlocks a special item or some forbidden secret of the afterlife that is impossible for you to express to other mortals. Actually I think I would be more of a well meaning but error prone ghost where i try to help you out but actually make everything much worse

SnoopJ,
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@jonny the Ferengi custom of auctioning off body parts of notable dead is mostly not fiction [gazing meaningfully at religion]

jonny,
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@SnoopJ
Hey as long as the money goes to a good cause and nobody asks too many questions about what theyre doing with the parts

lili,
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@jonny "Furthermore, the Halm-Thayer Lock is one of the only 2 with an intact chain of custody; Beethoven hand-delivered the lock himself to the pianist Anton Halm in April 1826 (3)."

Did people in the 19th century just give each other locks of hair? Was this a common thing?

jonny,
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@lili
Since that was one year before his death and apparently he wanted ppl in the future to figure out why he was deaf im guessing that is why? The spookier part is like how was he SO RIGHT about the ability for hair to do exactly that, like he didnt know anything about DNA or metabolite or heavy metals analysis or anything

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