Unixbigot, “Hurry UP Kelsey, we’re going to miss the flight!”
“This new suitcase is so SLOW mom!”
“Ugh. Pick it UP and carry it!”
“What?”
“Like this. When I was your age luggage didn’t even have wheels, let alone autopilot”
“That must have made luggage jousting no fun”
“Luggage whatnow? Is that how your last suitcase got smashed‽”
“Um, no?”
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