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Unixbigot

@Unixbigot@aus.social

I created https://Accelerando.com.au IoT Lab, and I host the Brisbane Internet of Things Interest Group. Hacker. Parent. Scientist. Rantist. Atheist. Roboticist. Treehugger. (he/him¹). was @unixbigot

I design and build custom IoT solutions...fast!

Every day I write a #PowerOnStoryToot over morning coffee, as a self-test of my brain. If you like them, buy me another coffee? https://ko-fi.com/unixbigot

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LBT¹: this guy IRL @NanoRaptor ‘ed an Apple II

¹ https://oldbytes.space/@mozzwald/112473700419520929

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reasonable

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The Saturday Paper Quiz No. 501
I got 6/10!
https://www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/quiz/2024/05/25?rival=0101111100

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@luciedigitalni same. and i appreciate your posts reminding me to exercise my brain.

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Okay, a couple of analgesic martinis and I am about dumb enough to enjoy The Meg 2: The Trench.

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And suddenly Budget Sam Jackson is Budget Chris Rock . Wait when did Our Heroes get back to the B-plot. Did I miss a reel? Oh look Budget Danny Trejo is smooching Budget Ruby Rose #2 of, um, three, four? .

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Oh hey, remember there are sharks in this movie? . Somebody is getting eaten….yep there it goes.

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Budget Danny Trejo is mad that he only got one smooch with Budget Ruby Rose #2.

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Oh look, they’re all dead. Again. Or not?

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BEACH PARTY ON FUN ISLAND . Somebody just unironically said “oh em gee”. Paging shark, shark to the red courtesy buffet!

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Marriage Proposal. Doomed.

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Budget Danny Trejo has been boinoing HOW MANY budget Ruby Roses?!

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Movie: Jurassic Park time!

Production assistant: Director I have The Estate Of Michael Chrichton on line… oh fuck i’ve lost count, CONFERENCE CALL.

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Cute Kid: how many more moves till i’m old enough to snog Jason Statham, I don’t think I can suspend my disbelief that long!

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Sidekicks: our contract says at least one of us gets to die now. Sidekick #1 I’ll fight you for it!

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Louis Vuitton must have paid SO MUCH MONEY for this placement. Oh look, Checkov’s Jetski!

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He JUMPED THE SHARK. Jason Motherfucking Statham just Jumped The Shark.

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B Plot: Budget Andy Serkis can’t even manage a fake South African Accent.

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This movie cannot remember if these sharks are five meters long, or fifty.

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Sidekick A: I get to die now

Sidekick B: no, I do

Sidekick A: I’ll fight you for it

Cretaceous lizards who can’t remember if they are surface dwellers or bottom dwellers: WhyNotBoth.gif

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Let’s hear it for Checkov’s Box Stenciled With Explosives!

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Quick it’s cute kid, save her! Wait no what if it’s just an extra? Surprise Octopus!

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I cannot even with this movie. The shark. The jetty. The octopus. Budget Danny Trejo with the machjne gun. Mano a Mano. The second gun. CHOMP.

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Checkov’s Explosives are BACK BABY.

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Shark eats octopus. MICHAEL MOTHERFUCKING CHRICHTON has risen from the dead and is on line five.

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Wait why are we back in the ocean again. you know there are sharks in there?

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i have the estate of Peter Benchley on line, uh six I think.

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This concludes our livestream of Six IP Lawsuits in a trenchcoat, aka

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