Pros:
Relatively affordable for a major city.
Possibly the best food scene in the country.
The most ethnically diverse big city in America.
World class art and museums.
Beyonce.
Cons:
Floods
Almost uninhabitable in the summer and the summer is 9 months of the year.
Polluted and ugly in many areas.
Often smells like a wet dog coated in crude oil.
It's in Texas.