ottaross,
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Lazy Saturday morning and I opened the curtains with trepidation to see if the world is a crisp, scorched wasteland from the incoming radiation and energetic particles all night.

Appears everything is alright though.

I will need to get a broom and sweep up all the protons accumulated in my driveway though. Do you put protons in the green bin or the blue box? I forget.

dan613,
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@ottaross Protons are easy to recycle. Just mix with vinegar and pour down the drain.

ottaross,
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@dan613 Just hoping they don't leave any unsightly stains. Or attract too many electrons from other places where they were needed.

johnefrancis,
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@ottaross if you don't mind waiting 10e34 years, the protons might decay on their own

ottaross,
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@johnefrancis thankfully the dead leaves go quicker, but I might be inclined to wait it out.

OhOkKay,
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@ottaross
I just wait until the wind blows them into my neighbour's yard. LOL

ottaross,
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@OhOkKay lol good choice

lopta,
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@ottaross Expect Triffids this week, mind.

ottaross,
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@lopta It's funny, I've been thinking of that mostly because of a TShirt design I did many years ago for just this situation:

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