MILLENIUMS of progress in fire-starting technology yet NO USE for starting a fire with A LITHIUM-ION BATTERY
Wanted a store of energy to start fire with anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that. It was called GASOLINE LIGHTERS.
THIS is what electric lighter manufacturers have been demanding our RESPECT for, with all these batteries we made for them.
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"YES. Please put a battery and electronics in my lighter, surely that'll be more ecological than lighting up a tiny amount of gasoline." – Statements dreamt up by the utterly deranged
