@mcc I once got a resumé for a job posting where the dolly said “I have copier knowledge”. We had 3 copiers in the office. I asked her to point to the copier she “knew”… She pointed to my typewriter. And she couldn’t type. I asked what her goal was if we hired her. “I don’t want your job,” she said. “I want to work for the president.” (There was no president). “As what?” I asked.
“As Vice President.” Hiring in a college town was bizarre.