gairdeachas, I ordered shades for the big picture windows. After ordering I was told they are large enough that they will be delivered by freight.
The freight carrier will call me to arrange a delivery. They'll try 3 times to get ahold of me before destroying the shipment. The delivery date is 2 weeks from now.
So I have to turn on my ringer and answer calls from unknown numbers for 2 weeks or risk $900 of shades being destroyed.
If I had known this I would have just hung up bedsheets instead.