CarlG,
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There must be some kind of mistake. The evidence phase cannot be over, because Trump promised us he would testify. And he is a man of his word, not a coward who chickens out. Right?

andrew,
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@CarlG

At this point I'm seriously considering moving my 12' portrait of him to one of my anterooms.

CarlG,
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@andrew I think 12' is larger than a regulation dart board...

andrew,
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@CarlG

Ah yes, but does he have the face of a man for which regulation darts will do?

mastodonmigration,
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@andrew @CarlG

Those are "Jarts", an insane game they sold to kids in the '60s and '70s.

https://www.auctionninja.com/stevenp-cyr-auction-co/product/original-regent-jarts-lawn-darts-game-sold-as-a-collectible-not-for-use--3142.html

Seriously, heavy weighted metal flying darts, what could possibly go wrong? But they were hella fun.

hobs,
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@mastodonmigration

More than 10,000 children younger than 15 yr old have been seriously (emergency room visit) injured by lawn darts. In the 70s and 80s two children younger than 10 yr old were killed by lawn darts in the US.

https://www.cpsc.gov/Newsroom/News-Releases/1987/LAWN-DARTS-CAN-CAUSE-SERIOUS-OR-FATAL-HEAD-INJURIES-AND-DEATH

@andrew @CarlG

andrew,
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@hobs @mastodonmigration @CarlG

Well that’s not funny.

mastodonmigration, (edited )
@mastodonmigration@mastodon.online avatar

@andrew @hobs @CarlG

No, not funny at all. Super dangerous.

Edit: Apologies if the comment could be misconstrued as an endorsement of lawn darts. As a 10 year old kid we spent many fun hours with them, but they were super dangerous, and we had several near catastrophes. Thankfully the worst to happen to us was putting a hole in the aluminum siding of one kid's home.

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