m0xee, 10 months ago

@lowqualityfacts But you have to keep doing that because if you stop, it shrinks back to normal size and you forget how to count completely — just like squirrels hiding all those nuts, but forgetting their locations after their brain shrinks 🐿

DXB04, 10 months ago

@lowqualityfacts Really? My brain tends to do that when I fill it with useless information. Did you know that licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets?

Fralambert, 10 months ago

@lowqualityfacts Does that made the persons who do the rocket lauch countdown are the startest? 🤓

Flux, 10 months ago

@lowqualityfacts finally, a means of filling the empty space in my skull.

Now to learn to count

ScriptFanix, 10 months ago

@lowqualityfacts
Which makes drugs useless
@lowqualityfacts

pieselpriemel, 10 months ago

@lowqualityfacts
And it quadrupels if you say the alphabet backwards.

EDVARDS, 10 months ago

@lowqualityfacts
I knew this one.
When me and my dog are swept away by a tornado, it's so useful for keeping my hat on.

EDVARDS, 10 months ago

@lowqualityfacts
I knew this one.
When you and your dog are swept away by a tornado, it's so helpful to keep your hat on.

eel_trebor, 10 months ago

@lowqualityfacts So I guess it's all those launch countdowns that make rocket scientists so smart (full disclosure: I have an engineering degree in aerospace science)

Island_Martha, 10 months ago

@lowqualityfacts
Uneqivacably - You try say in that fast when you've been counting backwards,

glennsills, 10 months ago

@lowqualityfacts Just thinking about this one is making my head hurt.

forthy42, 10 months ago

@lowqualityfacts Only when its original size is that of a bean.

DrewCommins, 10 months ago

@lowqualityfacts That would explain the headaches I get when doing that.

RadiDaddy, 10 months ago

@lowqualityfacts Since I count backwards many times a day as part of my job, I now understand what Space Ghost meant when he said he was having a Big Head Day.